im sorry..im sorry..but can someone please buy me the latest issue of stuff magazine? not the canadian one with kelly hu as the cover girl..i want the brooke burke one!
im sorry that i always have to talk about brooke burke, but shoot, i love brooke burke. some say i love her off. there's nothing really i can do or say to refute that position. im almost borderline obsessed. its sad, but true.

which is why i gotta find that young girl who lives somewhere in mississauga that i always see...cept lately that is. you kno..jay's infamous brooke burke girl or as mr. manrique puts it jay's "BBG", for short. but enough words from my fingertips.

here is my favourite pic of the lust of my loins...brooke burke.

im speechless.

oh yea...about the stuff spread. check that out here.

believe me..i cant handle it right now.
remember folks, im at the keyboard in my underwears almost every nite before i go to bed. imagine that or not...you can get the picture. whoa.

did you see that???!!!

that woman is crazy! now replay those words in your head with my voice. visualize....THAT WOMAN IS CRAZY!
geez. gnite.

oh yea..and for her past spread in stuff, slobber here.

i gotta shutdown..im having a seizure.


look! look!
look at her bum. look at it!
that's crazy.