[alternate title: "see the fucking weather today in souther ontario??"]
so i've been off skool for 3 days. who's counting? at least i've been productive. i've done some reading...and more reading...i ran, i helped my homeboy move back home from waterloo, i ate half-priced appetizers...WHO SAID I WASN'T BEING PRODUCTIVE???? not me.
but thinking to myself...i have a right to be UNproductive.
subjectively, by my own standards, 3rd year of kin was definitely no joke.
and with that said, im gonna go play some playstation, drink a tall glass of mango juice - and hey, i might even pick my nose once or twice - all in my underwears!!
how you like them apples?
WHO WANTS TO PARTY THIS WEEKEND?
not me..but if you insist, so be it *wise-ass smirk*.
one more thing: after visiting toys 'r' us last nite and seeing that they have it for sale again...ive come to the conclusion that i no longer want the speed racer mach 5 diecast model.
i now NEED the speedracer mach 5 diecast model.
[which one are you good fellow, close to spectacular or fantastically well?]
thank you. regular programming will now continue.
lookie what we got here...
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH
i almost fell off my rocker when i heard about these.
i mean look at his shirt!
that's a barong tagalog, f.y.i.!!
and then we wonder why barbie, this past valentine's day, left her white ken after so long...it wasn't cause of some new aussie mate she's met...
cmon folks..come clean with me.
IT'S CAUSE SHE SAW FILIPINO KEN!!!
with the golden tan and the duds!!
it's no surprise too...all filipino men are irresistable no matter how ugly, short or drunk.
why??...
cause we're loud, boisterous romantics...and we dont drug our women...and we're dirty fighters...and we like cockfighting.
but yea....LOOK AT THAT DOLL!!!
yet another doll..errr i mean "action" (said with many connotations) figure that i need to add to my collection.
honestly...
[JOIN NOW!]
ahah i gotta say i love that a chinese man...a tall chinese man is playing in the nba!! props to yao ming for all he's worth. unfortunately, the rockets are going bye bye..not cause i want them to..just because the lakers are too strong, geez.
__________
in continuation to yesterday's half-assed entry....
i dont wanna say i rocked it..but i think i did pretty darn great in yesterday's nutrition exam. i mean cmon, its nutrition...
lets sum up nutrition shall we?...
"eat...blah blah..calories...proteins, carbs, lipids....vitamins gewwwd, yah?....anticancer....yadayada..balanced...obesity....anorexia..self-esteem...eating disorder...sports supplements and ergogenic aids...fini."
a total layup. and now...i can say..IM DONE 3rd year! beat that, hot shots!!!
it's odd though. like i stated before, being that my classes are upper year, ive come to make a lot of friends in their fourth and final years in kinesiology. it's sick though..cause theyre done!
if theyre done..that just means im up next to bat (assuming all goes to plan). which means just around the corner...graduate skool lies..and hopefully..some kinda promising,enjoyable and secure career by the end of what will be a total of 20 years of education!! from coming up through the catholic skool system..to university and beyond~!
that's crazy!!! (ive been saying that phrase alot lately for some reason). as for summerskool this summer...screw that!! i was thinking i was gonna go solid from 2nd year to my graduation..but honestly, ive decided to actually enjoy this summer - what i should say is actually "well-deserved" summer...but yea...time to make some serious cash and relax too, no (diggity) doubt!.
__________
the latest edition to my family
k, so i was playing playstation 2 at rocky's house last friday till the early hours of the morning...i gotta say...nba street 2 is a sick game!! here's why:
- hip hop soundtrack (both old skool and new skool buttahs)
- the ability to customize your teams and make your own players
- the trash talking
- the ever-glorified 'game-breakers' and street moves
- the trash talking & the commentary (street stylee)
- the old skool team (consisting of jordan..wilt chamberlain..magic...bird and worthy, to name a few)
- the different courts that you play on from rucker's park all the way to...(here's where i dont know of any other famous street courts..but yea, you get the picture)
all in all that's one dope game (this is exactly what we were all saying on friday nite)
so i was enjoying the gameplay, it was obvious. with that said, rocks enlightened me on the deal going on at futureshop (canada's equivalent to bestbuy) that particular weekend - where you buy ps2 at regular price with the addition of 2 games (socom and the getaway).
aside from all this propaganda spat in my direction, there just happened to be a flyer of the deal in the living room!! so i saw it...and slept on the thought.
i figured, since i have 4 months ahead of me to be a 'man of leisure', as my mom puts it..i figured i deserve to treat myself. and i did. besides..ive been talking about getting ps2 for sooo long..the timing, previously, was just off with skool and all..and now i say..with this new alotted free time on my hands...i have playstation 2 to deal with!
yes...
playstation2
THE ULTIMATE GAMING AND MULTIMEDIA EXPERIENCE FOR YOUR HOME!!
so i went to this superpower called futureshop the next morning and copped my very own console. but what's good about it is the fact that they ran out of getaway and i got to choose metal gear solid: sons of liberty instead!!!
so let's recap, i now had playstation2, socom: navy seals and..annnnnnd..metal gear!!!
all for the blockbuster, smash-hit, traffic-making, mania-creating super deal of $199.99 canadian dollars (for my american viewers, that converts to about 10 bucks american)!!!
and once again..in the same entry..i say..
THAT'S CRAZY!!
and socom..dont even get me started on socom. i log about 3 hours a day on that thing.
im sucha nerd.
__________
she better win
one final note...
she better win.
TRIAS better win...not cause shes a good singer..which she is..but in all honesty she's not as good as some of the others left in the contest..and although i dont follow the show, i still want her to win..
cmon...she's a filipina!!!
of course i want her to win, geez..no matter how good or bad she is..im obviously biased.
a filipino acting as the "exciting states of america's" very own singing idol. how sweet would that be?
and finally...they took that ridiculous lotus out of her hair...sucha cheap hawaiian gimmick (too very often a wave rode on by filipinos).
besides..she looks delicious au natural.
i hate gimmicks.
p.s. why do american idol contestants who get voted off still get fame??
YOU LOST. LEAVE IT AT THAT.
and let's stop putting their post-contest banished asses off entertainment tonite too, shall we??
p.s.s. let's top this entry with a cherry shall we??
[american idol] INTERVIEW Q&A [with me]
When did you first start to sing?
i can't. who said i could? what made you ask me that?
Do you have any formal singing training?
*flustered* ARE YOU LISTENING???
What other talents do you have?
'other'?? i cannot..C-A-N-N-O-T...sing!! i can't sing. and besides that..i have next to no talent.
If you don’t make it on AMERICAN IDOL, what will you do?
probably go in the corner and cry like any grown man would.
What are your personal goals in life?
to be the first filipino-canadian to win american idol (i dont even think that's possible..you do have to be american to be eligible, dont you). once i conquer the states, i will take my earnings and set up the very first..."north american native people's idol" contest.
i personally know several people whod tune in every day to watch that!
then again, i also wanna set up a local, municipal boiled egg eating contest.
those are one of my many aspirations once i win.
What album would your friends be surprised you own?
uhh...phil collins greatest hits (suuuu-suuu..SUUU-DE-OH!).
What is the first CD you ever bought?
i cant remember..but who cares?? noone buys cds nemore...isn't that what kazaa is for?
What is in your CD player right now?
the love below cd - andre3000
Who is your AMERICAN IDOL?
i really liked that red head girl from first season...she had a great rack. no fooling.
What is your favorite type of music?
death metal (megadeth rocks!).
What is your favorite song to sing?
the diarrhea song. let's take a verse: "when your sitting in a chevy and your pants are feelin heavy...DIARRHEA!!!"DIARRHEA!!
who doesnt know or love that oldie but goodie?
Favorite male pop artist?
micheal jackson
Favorite female pop artist?
christina..she's a real whore. that makes her my favourite.
Favorite album of all time?
that's tough...so tough..that i wont waste my time thinking about the answer.
next.
Who in the music world do you think your style is most like?
i'd say prince..with a sprinkle of raffi...and a touch of james brown (the godfather of soul, mind you) topped off with some L.V. (the guy who sings on coolio's gangster's paradise. see that guy sweat while blowing out the chorus?!! he really puts everything into his work. so soulful)
Most embarrassing moment?
no moment is an embarassing moment for me. however, if youre in my presence...then it's flipped..every moment is an embarrassing moment.
If you couldn’t sing, which talent would you most like to have?
i've always been fascinated by those performers who can manipulate thier bodies and fit into small boxes.
that's crazy! itll also come in useful if i ever wanna save on airfare.
then again..i wish i knew how those fish-mongers take out pinbones.
What has been your proudest moment in life so far?
continuing, for this long, this survey.
What is your definition of an AMERICAN IDOL?
big breasts, blonde hair and go-go boots (guy or girl).
Why do you want to be an AMERICAN IDOL?
for that native american people's idol. didnt we go through this?
Who is your favorite judge and why?
that fat black guy. i forget his name..but he used to be fat in first season. you know who im talkin about? the guy with the glasses...hes no longer fat though..but you can tell he was fat. his heads too big for his body...that means he had a sudden weight loss..probably unnatural...redux or some shit. but yea. he's my favourite for the simple fact that i like looking at his head and how its proportions to his body are so unorthodox. he's the best.
Who is your least favorite judge and why?
paula. she's washed up. and who is she to judge??? she can't sing either. and doesnt she drink coke??
i used to like coke..now i like pepsi. ill take a coke..but only if its ice cold...im talking glacier-ice cold coke. that's the best.
What advice do you have for other hopefuls?
stop dreaming. go get educated.
What would people be surprised to learn about you?
im really a woman. previously i was the village whore.
funny how things change.
[JOIN NOW!]
ahah i gotta say i love that a chinese man...a tall chinese man is playing in the nba!! props to yao ming for all he's worth. unfortunately, the rockets are going bye bye..not cause i want them to..just because the lakers are too strong, geez.
__________
in continuation to yesterday's half-assed entry....
i dont wanna say i rocked it..but i think i did pretty darn great in yesterday's nutrition exam. i mean cmon, its nutrition...
lets sum up nutrition shall we?...
"eat...blah blah..calories...proteins, carbs, lipids....vitamins gewwwd, yah?....anticancer....yadayada..balanced...obesity....anorexia..self-esteem...eating disorder...sports supplements and ergogenic aids...fini."
a total layup. and now...i can say..IM DONE 3rd year! beat that, hot shots!!!
it's odd though. like i stated before, being that my classes are upper year, ive come to make a lot of friends in their fourth and final years in kinesiology. it's sick though..cause theyre done!
if theyre done..that just means im up next to bat (assuming all goes to plan). which means just around the corner...graduate skool lies..and hopefully..some kinda promising,enjoyable and secure career by the end of what will be a total of 20 years of education!! from coming up through the catholic skool system..to university and beyond~!
that's crazy!!! (ive been saying that phrase alot lately for some reason). as for summerskool this summer...screw that!! i was thinking i was gonna go solid from 2nd year to my graduation..but honestly, ive decided to actually enjoy this summer - what i should say is actually "well-deserved" summer...but yea...time to make some serious cash and relax too, no (diggity) doubt!.
__________
the latest edition to my family
k, so i was playing playstation 2 at rocky's house last friday till the early hours of the morning...i gotta say...nba street 2 is a sick game!! here's why:
- hip hop soundtrack (both old skool and new skool buttahs)
- the ability to customize your teams and make your own players
- the trash talking
- the ever-glorified 'game-breakers' and street moves
- the trash talking & the commentary (street stylee)
- the old skool team (consisting of jordan..wilt chamberlain..magic...bird and worthy, to name a few)
- the different courts that you play on from rucker's park all the way to...(here's where i dont know of any other famous street courts..but yea, you get the picture)
all in all that's one dope game (this is exactly what we were all saying on friday nite)
so i was enjoying the gameplay, it was obvious. with that said, rocks enlightened me on the deal going on at futureshop (canada's equivalent to bestbuy) that particular weekend - where you buy ps2 at regular price with the addition of 2 games (socom and the getaway).
aside from all this propaganda spat in my direction, there just happened to be a flyer of the deal in the living room!! so i saw it...and slept on the thought.
i figured, since i have 4 months ahead of me to be a 'man of leisure', as my mom puts it..i figured i deserve to treat myself. and i did. besides..ive been talking about getting ps2 for sooo long..the timing, previously, was just off with skool and all..and now i say..with this new alotted free time on my hands...i have playstation 2 to deal with!
yes...
THE ULTIMATE GAMING AND MULTIMEDIA EXPERIENCE FOR YOUR HOME!!
so i went to this superpower called futureshop the next morning and copped my very own console. but what's good about it is the fact that they ran out of getaway and i got to choose metal gear solid: sons of liberty instead!!!
so let's recap, i now had playstation2, socom: navy seals and..annnnnnd..metal gear!!!
all for the blockbuster, smash-hit, traffic-making, mania-creating super deal of $199.99 canadian dollars (for my american viewers, that converts to about 10 bucks american)!!!
and once again..in the same entry..i say..
THAT'S CRAZY!!
and socom..dont even get me started on socom. i log about 3 hours a day on that thing.
im sucha nerd.
__________
she better win
one final note...
she better win.
TRIAS better win...not cause shes a good singer..which she is..but in all honesty she's not as good as some of the others left in the contest..and although i dont follow the show, i still want her to win..
cmon...she's a filipina!!!
of course i want her to win, geez..no matter how good or bad she is..im obviously biased.
a filipino acting as the "exciting states of america's" very own singing idol. how sweet would that be?
and finally...they took that ridiculous lotus out of her hair...sucha cheap hawaiian gimmick (too very often a wave rode on by filipinos).
besides..she looks delicious au natural.
i hate gimmicks.
p.s. why do american idol contestants who get voted off still get fame??
YOU LOST. LEAVE IT AT THAT.
and let's stop putting their post-contest banished asses off entertainment tonite too, shall we??
p.s.s. let's top this entry with a cherry shall we??
[american idol] INTERVIEW Q&A [with me]
When did you first start to sing?
i can't. who said i could? what made you ask me that?
Do you have any formal singing training?
*flustered* ARE YOU LISTENING???
What other talents do you have?
'other'?? i cannot..C-A-N-N-O-T...sing!! i can't sing. and besides that..i have next to no talent.
If you don’t make it on AMERICAN IDOL, what will you do?
probably go in the corner and cry like any grown man would.
What are your personal goals in life?
to be the first filipino-canadian to win american idol (i dont even think that's possible..you do have to be american to be eligible, dont you). once i conquer the states, i will take my earnings and set up the very first..."north american native people's idol" contest.
i personally know several people whod tune in every day to watch that!
then again, i also wanna set up a local, municipal boiled egg eating contest.
those are one of my many aspirations once i win.
What album would your friends be surprised you own?
uhh...phil collins greatest hits (suuuu-suuu..SUUU-DE-OH!).
What is the first CD you ever bought?
i cant remember..but who cares?? noone buys cds nemore...isn't that what kazaa is for?
What is in your CD player right now?
the love below cd - andre3000
Who is your AMERICAN IDOL?
i really liked that red head girl from first season...she had a great rack. no fooling.
What is your favorite type of music?
death metal (megadeth rocks!).
What is your favorite song to sing?
the diarrhea song. let's take a verse: "when your sitting in a chevy and your pants are feelin heavy...DIARRHEA!!!"DIARRHEA!!
who doesnt know or love that oldie but goodie?
Favorite male pop artist?
micheal jackson
Favorite female pop artist?
christina..she's a real whore. that makes her my favourite.
Favorite album of all time?
that's tough...so tough..that i wont waste my time thinking about the answer.
next.
Who in the music world do you think your style is most like?
i'd say prince..with a sprinkle of raffi...and a touch of james brown (the godfather of soul, mind you) topped off with some L.V. (the guy who sings on coolio's gangster's paradise. see that guy sweat while blowing out the chorus?!! he really puts everything into his work. so soulful)
Most embarrassing moment?
no moment is an embarassing moment for me. however, if youre in my presence...then it's flipped..every moment is an embarrassing moment.
If you couldn’t sing, which talent would you most like to have?
i've always been fascinated by those performers who can manipulate thier bodies and fit into small boxes.
that's crazy! itll also come in useful if i ever wanna save on airfare.
then again..i wish i knew how those fish-mongers take out pinbones.
What has been your proudest moment in life so far?
continuing, for this long, this survey.
What is your definition of an AMERICAN IDOL?
big breasts, blonde hair and go-go boots (guy or girl).
Why do you want to be an AMERICAN IDOL?
for that native american people's idol. didnt we go through this?
Who is your favorite judge and why?
that fat black guy. i forget his name..but he used to be fat in first season. you know who im talkin about? the guy with the glasses...hes no longer fat though..but you can tell he was fat. his heads too big for his body...that means he had a sudden weight loss..probably unnatural...redux or some shit. but yea. he's my favourite for the simple fact that i like looking at his head and how its proportions to his body are so unorthodox. he's the best.
Who is your least favorite judge and why?
paula. she's washed up. and who is she to judge??? she can't sing either. and doesnt she drink coke??
i used to like coke..now i like pepsi. ill take a coke..but only if its ice cold...im talking glacier-ice cold coke. that's the best.
What advice do you have for other hopefuls?
stop dreaming. go get educated.
What would people be surprised to learn about you?
im really a woman. previously i was the village whore.
funny how things change.
before all of that...lets listen in to another excerpt taken from a local discussion from VA to TO...ie me [phallus] and abs[hunk-luvin oven]..
8======D says:
so wsup! whts new
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
just chattin w/ steve
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
hehe
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
about school
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
haha
8======D says:
HOOLLLLLLLAAA
8======D says:
yea rite
8======D says:
school..and his lap
8======D says:
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
alright..he's gone
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
hehe
8======D says:
hahahahaha
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
woohoo studying tomorrow again
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
hahahaha
8======D says:
with he?
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
yup
8======D says:
im telling u...NO BRA
8======D says:
;)!!
8======D says:
no panties
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
8======D says:
and spandex
8======D says:
LOTS OF SPANDEX
8======D says:
!!
but yea, anyhow...IM DONE 3RD YEAR!
nutrition was the conclusion to the most enjoyable final exam writing period, and year for that matter, ever!
see you in september york U.
im tired..ill continue this when my eyes arent burning.
8======D says:
so wsup! whts new
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
just chattin w/ steve
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
hehe
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
about school
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
haha
8======D says:
HOOLLLLLLLAAA
8======D says:
yea rite
8======D says:
school..and his lap
8======D says:
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
alright..he's gone
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
hehe
8======D says:
hahahahaha
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
woohoo studying tomorrow again
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
hahahaha
8======D says:
with he?
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
yup
8======D says:
im telling u...NO BRA
8======D says:
;)!!
8======D says:
no panties
What a HUNK! Dimpleicious says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
8======D says:
and spandex
8======D says:
LOTS OF SPANDEX
8======D says:
!!
but yea, anyhow...IM DONE 3RD YEAR!
nutrition was the conclusion to the most enjoyable final exam writing period, and year for that matter, ever!
see you in september york U.
im tired..ill continue this when my eyes arent burning.
remember 80's heart-throb kirk cameron of growing pains fame?
you probably know him better as the troublesome but kind-hearted michael seaver.
well please, by all means...keep that wonderful image of him in your head and abstain from seeing what he's become!!
why is everyone trying to make cash off of good ol' J.C.?
we miss you mike.
btw, that site was kinda compelling, dont you agree?
smart design and layout..it drew me in immediately.
no fooling.
you probably know him better as the troublesome but kind-hearted michael seaver.
well please, by all means...keep that wonderful image of him in your head and abstain from seeing what he's become!!
why is everyone trying to make cash off of good ol' J.C.?
we miss you mike.
btw, that site was kinda compelling, dont you agree?
smart design and layout..it drew me in immediately.
no fooling.
i have this feeling.
it's that feeling.
ive talked about it before...it's that post exam feeling!!
right now i feel like dancing, or even cheering! like one of those cheers where you do a front kick to eye-level and clap both hands under that performing leg.
THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!!
so that leaves me with one more final - come monday.
NUTRITION!!!
(voila)
and once that's done, that rounds out my 3rd year of university. in addition, that also rounds out everything that i have to take, kinesiology-related, in order to graduate!
in other words...im in an honours kinesiology program...and...therefore, i say...
IM DONE THE CORE!!!
all this man needs now, are those electives...but that doesnt matter..cause the fact of the matter is...
IM DONE THE CORE!!!
let's review my accomplishments. not for your sake..but for my sake..cause shit, you gotta appreciate everything youve done, right? and besides...i represent nicely (more ego-trippin)!
so here's what i've racked up over the years:
kine
1000: foundations of kinesiology and health science
1020: fitness assessment and training
2000: psychology of physical activity and sport
2020: intro to health
2049: research methods in kinesiology
2050: analysis of data in kinesiology (stats)
2031: human anatomy
3011: human physiology I
3012: human physiology II
3030: biomechanical analysis of human movement
3020: skilled performance and motor learning
4010: physiology of exercise
4020: human nutrition I
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkkkk!!!
"had a rough week, it got beat by passion!"
(wooooo)
ahh yes...my passion...
KINESIOLOGY!..not naked men, foo!!
[believe it or not, da vinci was a forefather of kinesiology.
NOW STOP STARING AT THE FORESKIN!]
it's also a bittersweet feeling too as i enter 4th year. ya see, alot of my forth year peers are moving on to bigger and better things..whether it be graduate skool, establishing their careers or simply travelling, im probably not gonna see these folks as often or ever again [knock on wood]. theyve been thru what ive been thru..so i tip my hat off to them in addition to highly respecting and admiring their efforts.
geez, i sound like a fucking beauty pageant winner. i should shuddup.
[i wish my teeth were whiter than white.
damn coffee.]
but not before i restate...
im happy. so happy!!
i must say, whatta good day. and what makes it even better is the fact that i was just about to continue looking for summer employment.
but you may ask.."how does that make it better?"...
it's cause an agency (one that im part of but forgot about) called me today - right when i came home!
"mr. de los Reyes, we'd like to update your information as we have upcoming positions for you in the next few days/weeks...blah blah...so youll be available after monday?...great. we look forward to meeting with you."
right when i got home! dope is what i think. but imma try and actually find and do some work related to my field (academically) and hence, build on my career and network. but hey, if work is there, work shall be done..and dollars must be made as a means for bills to be paid!
one more thing...
GO LEAFS GO!
they better kill philly...and then after that...montreal..and then after that...whoever..but the main thing is....let's bring lord stanley's cup back home!!!!
GO LEAFS GO!
(im a band-wagon jumping canadian, dont mind me)
[if i had that...id personally drink kool aid and avocado milkshakes out the ma'fucka]
and now, a well-deserved nap (considering i only slept for 2 hours last nite).
peace.
P.S. that was the hardest year (and will be,of all 4)!
it's ironic (a term commonly misused and overused..but in my case, rightfully used) though: you'd think that the hardest year would be the least enjoyable - in reality, however, i excelled and obtained the highest level self-fulfillment and value through every course ive taken this term.
someone from york's kinesiology faculty should really quote my words and use them for those brochures targeted towards prospective students (considering the bad rep we have, as is...it'd be refreshing hearing it from the almighty jay's mouth, dont you agree?).
it's that feeling.
ive talked about it before...it's that post exam feeling!!
right now i feel like dancing, or even cheering! like one of those cheers where you do a front kick to eye-level and clap both hands under that performing leg.
THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!!
so that leaves me with one more final - come monday.
NUTRITION!!!
(voila)
and once that's done, that rounds out my 3rd year of university. in addition, that also rounds out everything that i have to take, kinesiology-related, in order to graduate!
in other words...im in an honours kinesiology program...and...therefore, i say...
all this man needs now, are those electives...but that doesnt matter..cause the fact of the matter is...
let's review my accomplishments. not for your sake..but for my sake..cause shit, you gotta appreciate everything youve done, right? and besides...i represent nicely (more ego-trippin)!
so here's what i've racked up over the years:
kine
1000: foundations of kinesiology and health science
1020: fitness assessment and training
2000: psychology of physical activity and sport
2020: intro to health
2049: research methods in kinesiology
2050: analysis of data in kinesiology (stats)
2031: human anatomy
3011: human physiology I
3012: human physiology II
3030: biomechanical analysis of human movement
3020: skilled performance and motor learning
4010: physiology of exercise
4020: human nutrition I
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkkkk!!!
"had a rough week, it got beat by passion!"
(wooooo)
ahh yes...my passion...
KINESIOLOGY!..not naked men, foo!!
[believe it or not, da vinci was a forefather of kinesiology.
NOW STOP STARING AT THE FORESKIN!]
it's also a bittersweet feeling too as i enter 4th year. ya see, alot of my forth year peers are moving on to bigger and better things..whether it be graduate skool, establishing their careers or simply travelling, im probably not gonna see these folks as often or ever again [knock on wood]. theyve been thru what ive been thru..so i tip my hat off to them in addition to highly respecting and admiring their efforts.
geez, i sound like a fucking beauty pageant winner. i should shuddup.
[i wish my teeth were whiter than white.
damn coffee.]
but not before i restate...
im happy. so happy!!
i must say, whatta good day. and what makes it even better is the fact that i was just about to continue looking for summer employment.
but you may ask.."how does that make it better?"...
it's cause an agency (one that im part of but forgot about) called me today - right when i came home!
"mr. de los Reyes, we'd like to update your information as we have upcoming positions for you in the next few days/weeks...blah blah...so youll be available after monday?...great. we look forward to meeting with you."
right when i got home! dope is what i think. but imma try and actually find and do some work related to my field (academically) and hence, build on my career and network. but hey, if work is there, work shall be done..and dollars must be made as a means for bills to be paid!
one more thing...
GO LEAFS GO!
they better kill philly...and then after that...montreal..and then after that...whoever..but the main thing is....let's bring lord stanley's cup back home!!!!
GO LEAFS GO!
(im a band-wagon jumping canadian, dont mind me)
[if i had that...id personally drink kool aid and avocado milkshakes out the ma'fucka]
and now, a well-deserved nap (considering i only slept for 2 hours last nite).
peace.
P.S. that was the hardest year (and will be,of all 4)!
it's ironic (a term commonly misused and overused..but in my case, rightfully used) though: you'd think that the hardest year would be the least enjoyable - in reality, however, i excelled and obtained the highest level self-fulfillment and value through every course ive taken this term.
someone from york's kinesiology faculty should really quote my words and use them for those brochures targeted towards prospective students (considering the bad rep we have, as is...it'd be refreshing hearing it from the almighty jay's mouth, dont you agree?).
wednesday is supposed to be a 'personal hardest', in terms of final exams.
but have i studied yet? NAW.
i really should. then again, it's mostly application so i figure whats the point? either youre gonna know how to do the problems or not. there's no memory required other than the 11 or so equations involved. and considering that ive had numerous courses where all i do is memorize...well a couple equations compared to 100+ plus of photo-memorizing seems like a layup.
with that said..imma log off here and make some music playlists.
then again...i just remembered, theres fruit salad in the fridge.
so holla! fruitapalooza!
but have i studied yet? NAW.
i really should. then again, it's mostly application so i figure whats the point? either youre gonna know how to do the problems or not. there's no memory required other than the 11 or so equations involved. and considering that ive had numerous courses where all i do is memorize...well a couple equations compared to 100+ plus of photo-memorizing seems like a layup.
with that said..imma log off here and make some music playlists.
then again...i just remembered, theres fruit salad in the fridge.
so holla! fruitapalooza!
[all new secret asian man]
it's true. we do get a little charged up over nothing sometimes.
if you can mock yourself and get laughs out of it, thats skill.
if someone mocks you without understanding you or what you actually stand for, that's ignorance.
besides, that's american cash going into asian pockets!
[im happy for him, dont get me wrong...but that doesnt excuse the grotesque dance he does and those awful sounds he makes. i still hate him.]
motherfucking fool.
it's true. we do get a little charged up over nothing sometimes.
if you can mock yourself and get laughs out of it, thats skill.
if someone mocks you without understanding you or what you actually stand for, that's ignorance.
besides, that's american cash going into asian pockets!
[im happy for him, dont get me wrong...but that doesnt excuse the grotesque dance he does and those awful sounds he makes. i still hate him.]
motherfucking fool.
an exam period/post-concert/birthday weekend/rainy day/web surfing/room-cleaning playlist
Published Saturday, April 17, 2004 by jay d.
currently on my win.media player..on shuffle, cause every song is perfect in its own right...and i like to ramble here...i suggest you download any of the songs from my list. and take advantage, cause i rarely share my gems WITH ANYONE!!!!
play in your computer/ghettoblaster/md/cd/mp3 or even do covers with your armpits:
beat2 (instrumental) - dj premier
destitute illusion - jamiroquai
respiration (pete rock remix) instrumental - pete rock
eple - royskopp
so blue it's black - tommy guerrero
smooth - tommy guerrero
soul miner - tommy guerrero
rise and shine - lyrics born
callin out - lyrics born
u ass bank - lyrics born
i changed my mind - lyrics born w/ poets of rhythm
do that there - lyrics born
before and after - lyrics born
hold on - gift of gab
pick up - lyrics born
hott bizzness - lyrics born
don't let money change ya - blackalicious
explosive - rjd2 & lyrics born
flashback - gift of gab
communicate - gift of gab
stardust - gift of gab
up - gift of gab
evolution - gift of gab
to know you - gift of gab
stop complaining - gift of gab
always fine tuning - lyrics born
hello - lyrics born
one session - lyrics born
ham gallery - poets of rhythm
upper class - poets of rhythm
the last trumphet - lyrics born
the ride of your life - gift of gab
i dare you to give them a listen.
triple dare!
triple fat dare!!
triple fat dare with a cherry and crushed peanuts on top!
comment, later too!
see ya'll tonite!!
play in your computer/ghettoblaster/md/cd/mp3 or even do covers with your armpits:
beat2 (instrumental) - dj premier
destitute illusion - jamiroquai
respiration (pete rock remix) instrumental - pete rock
eple - royskopp
so blue it's black - tommy guerrero
smooth - tommy guerrero
soul miner - tommy guerrero
rise and shine - lyrics born
callin out - lyrics born
u ass bank - lyrics born
i changed my mind - lyrics born w/ poets of rhythm
do that there - lyrics born
before and after - lyrics born
hold on - gift of gab
pick up - lyrics born
hott bizzness - lyrics born
don't let money change ya - blackalicious
explosive - rjd2 & lyrics born
flashback - gift of gab
communicate - gift of gab
stardust - gift of gab
up - gift of gab
evolution - gift of gab
to know you - gift of gab
stop complaining - gift of gab
always fine tuning - lyrics born
hello - lyrics born
one session - lyrics born
ham gallery - poets of rhythm
upper class - poets of rhythm
the last trumphet - lyrics born
the ride of your life - gift of gab
i dare you to give them a listen.
triple dare!
triple fat dare!!
triple fat dare with a cherry and crushed peanuts on top!
comment, later too!
see ya'll tonite!!
i dont understand why canadian $100 bills are printed. considering that most stores (other than asian grocery stores for some reason) dont accept $100 dollar canadian bills, regardless of how skilled their employees may be in telling fakes or regardless if the shop has an infra-red/blue/black light/photon/super-out-of-this-world jupiter counterfeit lamp and regardless of how good a person is at scratching off inkblot dyes, NOBODY, yes...NOBODY seems to wanna take $100bills!
doesnt make sense. if noone takes 'em, why print 'em?
maybe ill just start paying in seashells and toenail clippings.
value will be judged by how long the nail is, it's hardness and gloss. that'll be how trade occurs in my kinda society. cause think about it, nobody can be too rich..and nobody can ever be poor. you can only grow your nails to such a length at one time and people always grow nails!!! so yea...thatd make sense.
but getting to my story...i have only a $100 bill on me (and dont be fooled, im no baller..im not p.diddy or master P...this hundred dollars is all i have to my good filipino name. i really hate asking people to break my 100's for the simple fact that i dont like passing my 'troubles' on to others. with that in mind, i figured, "hey, ill give the bill to the bank...right back where it came from..suckas!"
smart rite? thing is..i couldnt find my bank card.
so i wake up this morning hoping to clean my room, turn it upside down and find this card - cause i knew for certain it was in here somewhere. so i sit down at my computer to set the mood...load some songs into my media player..and i notice..."holy crap! my card is right under my speakers!!!"
with that found....
I CHANGED MY MIND! I CHANGED MY MIND!
I CHANGED MY MIND!!
yeah!
so much for cleaning rooms.
then again, i cant leave my room like this..considering i have the time between now and my next final, ill clean my room.
besides, this just gives me a reason to put all of my books on my deskshelf...text books specifically, so i can admire every text and lab book and notebook, and course for that matter, that ive conquered!!
im so full of myself.
oh well.
who wants steak and beers?!!
p.s. my mucus is really thick. i can trap running mice with it.
cirque du soleil should hire me for this talent.
"the more you study, the more you know. the more you know, the more you forget. so why study?"
funny.
but we all know that practice makes permanence!!
doesnt make sense. if noone takes 'em, why print 'em?
maybe ill just start paying in seashells and toenail clippings.
value will be judged by how long the nail is, it's hardness and gloss. that'll be how trade occurs in my kinda society. cause think about it, nobody can be too rich..and nobody can ever be poor. you can only grow your nails to such a length at one time and people always grow nails!!! so yea...thatd make sense.
but getting to my story...i have only a $100 bill on me (and dont be fooled, im no baller..im not p.diddy or master P...this hundred dollars is all i have to my good filipino name. i really hate asking people to break my 100's for the simple fact that i dont like passing my 'troubles' on to others. with that in mind, i figured, "hey, ill give the bill to the bank...right back where it came from..suckas!"
smart rite? thing is..i couldnt find my bank card.
so i wake up this morning hoping to clean my room, turn it upside down and find this card - cause i knew for certain it was in here somewhere. so i sit down at my computer to set the mood...load some songs into my media player..and i notice..."holy crap! my card is right under my speakers!!!"
with that found....
I CHANGED MY MIND! I CHANGED MY MIND!
I CHANGED MY MIND!!
yeah!
so much for cleaning rooms.
then again, i cant leave my room like this..considering i have the time between now and my next final, ill clean my room.
besides, this just gives me a reason to put all of my books on my deskshelf...text books specifically, so i can admire every text and lab book and notebook, and course for that matter, that ive conquered!!
im so full of myself.
oh well.
who wants steak and beers?!!
p.s. my mucus is really thick. i can trap running mice with it.
cirque du soleil should hire me for this talent.
"the more you study, the more you know. the more you know, the more you forget. so why study?"
funny.
but we all know that practice makes permanence!!
first things first...
it is very important that i share with you...(and please, brace yourselves)...with my alternate entities according to mypornname.com.
my pseudo monikers are as follows:
aaron gunn
zayne playah
cort steele
wex strong
devin ray (id make a film or two with devin de ray if this were the actual case - oh!)
KC Rage
chad sinner
etc. etc.
now that the important stuff is outta the way, we shall now discuss my final exam today.
MAN THAT WAS ROUGH!!
i felt i was ready too. goes to show that you can never be ready enough when it comes to dr. hood - phD: PLAYAH HATAH DEGREE!!
3hour exam; 500 kinesiologists in a gym on a friday morning at 830am.
couple that with me currently being in a sickboy state - constantly shuffling..coughing...nose-dribbling..nose-blowing...halls candy sucking...water guzzling...chills-up and down my body'n...all the while while trying to attack and decipher this final'o'mine!
at one point i had this really bad coughing fit. i knew it was gonna happen. you ever get those? where your throat feels really dry..and it feels like there are ants running down your throat our someone tighting your windpipe with fishing line???
k maybe im just messed.
i tried to mask the beautiful acoustics of my smoker-like cough in that silenced gymnasium.
i tried and tried...i kept shuffling...moving..drinking...menthalyptus-sucking...everything! all just to stop myself from coughing my lungs out on the pine table which lay in front of me. it was beautiful sight. my eyes even started to tear..whatta bitch!
and that went on for 2 hours. and finally, i finished.
and once again i must reiterate..that was a rough one - both mentally and physically.
cmon wednesday biomechanics!!
woohaaa..but wait..i need to sleep first.
CAUSE'WE GON' PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999 (tonite)!
although 1999 didnt really have great parties, so i doubt people, prince included, still use that phrase.
and tomorrow too...we celebrate rj and mark's 22nd birthdays with class...in a fine dining atmosphere...where it's dark...and everyone likes meat. big meat. texan-style! outback steakhouse.
and you know, im not a big fan of red meat...but being that i haven't had a piece of meat for the last 40days of lent, let alone a slab of sizzling, juicy cow, i think imma indulge.
maybe a filet mignon...MEAT WRAPPED IN MEAT baby (disgusting)!
[why does everyone knock prince? he's dope! he gets all the skins, trust me.
and besides, who else could pull off this shirt and still be more appealing than david hasselhoff?
props to prince. and cop that new album, too! (im nice with the plugs)]
let's just hope my body can take this sudden saturation of hooved farmlife.
"i once was a happy cow. never mad. now im here. juicy. ready and waiting for grilling.
spread out on this beautiful silky soft bed of lettuce. waiting for you to indulge. moo, baby. moo."
NASSSTTEEEEEEEEEEEE!
it is very important that i share with you...(and please, brace yourselves)...with my alternate entities according to mypornname.com.
my pseudo monikers are as follows:
aaron gunn
zayne playah
cort steele
wex strong
devin ray (id make a film or two with devin de ray if this were the actual case - oh!)
KC Rage
chad sinner
etc. etc.
now that the important stuff is outta the way, we shall now discuss my final exam today.
MAN THAT WAS ROUGH!!
i felt i was ready too. goes to show that you can never be ready enough when it comes to dr. hood - phD: PLAYAH HATAH DEGREE!!
3hour exam; 500 kinesiologists in a gym on a friday morning at 830am.
couple that with me currently being in a sickboy state - constantly shuffling..coughing...nose-dribbling..nose-blowing...halls candy sucking...water guzzling...chills-up and down my body'n...all the while while trying to attack and decipher this final'o'mine!
at one point i had this really bad coughing fit. i knew it was gonna happen. you ever get those? where your throat feels really dry..and it feels like there are ants running down your throat our someone tighting your windpipe with fishing line???
k maybe im just messed.
i tried to mask the beautiful acoustics of my smoker-like cough in that silenced gymnasium.
i tried and tried...i kept shuffling...moving..drinking...menthalyptus-sucking...everything! all just to stop myself from coughing my lungs out on the pine table which lay in front of me. it was beautiful sight. my eyes even started to tear..whatta bitch!
and that went on for 2 hours. and finally, i finished.
and once again i must reiterate..that was a rough one - both mentally and physically.
cmon wednesday biomechanics!!
woohaaa..but wait..i need to sleep first.
CAUSE'WE GON' PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999 (tonite)!
although 1999 didnt really have great parties, so i doubt people, prince included, still use that phrase.
and tomorrow too...we celebrate rj and mark's 22nd birthdays with class...in a fine dining atmosphere...where it's dark...and everyone likes meat. big meat. texan-style! outback steakhouse.
and you know, im not a big fan of red meat...but being that i haven't had a piece of meat for the last 40days of lent, let alone a slab of sizzling, juicy cow, i think imma indulge.
maybe a filet mignon...MEAT WRAPPED IN MEAT baby (disgusting)!
[why does everyone knock prince? he's dope! he gets all the skins, trust me.
and besides, who else could pull off this shirt and still be more appealing than david hasselhoff?
props to prince. and cop that new album, too! (im nice with the plugs)]
let's just hope my body can take this sudden saturation of hooved farmlife.
"i once was a happy cow. never mad. now im here. juicy. ready and waiting for grilling.
spread out on this beautiful silky soft bed of lettuce. waiting for you to indulge. moo, baby. moo."
NASSSTTEEEEEEEEEEEE!
you know it's messed when you, without cue, wake up this early.
bring on this exam already!
aka 'partaaaaay tonite'!
since i have a few hours to kill (hahah) let the blogging commence...
i thought i was the shit when i gave up red meat for the 40 days of lent. but when i heard that grace gave up rice...!!!!....i was humbled right away.
how the hell can you give up rice??? that's like giving up water. and what the hell was she eating with her main courses (sinigang, tapa, kfc and what not)?...cheerios?!!
props to grace with the discipline.
as for next year, imma test my knowledge and abstain from meat (period). thatll include not only hooved animals like this year (those damn hooves!!) but also winged creatures and finned beings!
yep, just the good ol' greens, beans and grains.
holla.
speaking of..ever wonder how bluto is such an idiot in exactly 10 different ways?
bring on this exam already!
aka 'partaaaaay tonite'!
since i have a few hours to kill (hahah) let the blogging commence...
i thought i was the shit when i gave up red meat for the 40 days of lent. but when i heard that grace gave up rice...!!!!....i was humbled right away.
how the hell can you give up rice??? that's like giving up water. and what the hell was she eating with her main courses (sinigang, tapa, kfc and what not)?...cheerios?!!
props to grace with the discipline.
as for next year, imma test my knowledge and abstain from meat (period). thatll include not only hooved animals like this year (those damn hooves!!) but also winged creatures and finned beings!
yep, just the good ol' greens, beans and grains.
holla.
speaking of..ever wonder how bluto is such an idiot in exactly 10 different ways?
tomorrow; 830am....
physiology of exercise!
a weighted 40% cumulative final exam.
it's no biggie..i got it locked down.
....or so i think!
[trembles slightly]
physiology of exercise!
a weighted 40% cumulative final exam.
it's no biggie..i got it locked down.
....or so i think!
[trembles slightly]
i still can't get over how good that show was last nite.
the artists even came out and discussed the show, the artform, the tour..possibly canned turkey and whatever the hell you'd wanna discuss!
so it was a good show..is that why i cant sleep? probably..partially. but really, im studying like a madman for friday's ex. phys final. im hoping for an A. a legitimate A...one where i dont have to 'do favours' or bribe anyone or assassinate some political figure.
moving on...
i came across a really nicesite for asians. so if youre asian or interested in the bullshit that asians go through..or maybe you never knew asians went through anything....well then..you must give [yellowworld.org] a look-see.
then again..this immortal site tickles my fancy just the same, brotherrrrrrrr!!
the artists even came out and discussed the show, the artform, the tour..possibly canned turkey and whatever the hell you'd wanna discuss!
so it was a good show..is that why i cant sleep? probably..partially. but really, im studying like a madman for friday's ex. phys final. im hoping for an A. a legitimate A...one where i dont have to 'do favours' or bribe anyone or assassinate some political figure.
moving on...
i came across a really nicesite for asians. so if youre asian or interested in the bullshit that asians go through..or maybe you never knew asians went through anything....well then..you must give [yellowworld.org] a look-see.
then again..this immortal site tickles my fancy just the same, brotherrrrrrrr!!
i was looking at different skools in the u.s. and what not..specifically for some master's program in ergonomics over in Indiana University - which i couldn't find (but if anyone does, please note/comment me on the link). however, instead, i found a superduper cool link that everyone on computers should read..for your own good.
i gots yer back (and your carpals)!
i gots yer back (and your carpals)!
the best show ever. probably.
quannum world 2004
it went down tonite...and it was dope!
aside from sticking out like a sore thumb amongst a predominately white crowd, devout to following the all great dj shadow, the whole quannum spectrum was illllllllll!
and if you didnt go to the show tonite, you missed out, kids.
for the first time ever..the whole quannum spectrum was on the same stage, at the same time!...
...for the first time ever..in the world, dj shadow scratched dvds and used them for his visuals to supplement his sets!...
3 hours! they did a 3hour set! and when they were done, the crowd was left chanting "QUANNUM! QUANNUM!! (repeat)"
as a result, an encore performance was at hand!
all in all, aside from being sick and my homie r.j. being sick, that show was ill.
and hey, at the end of the month, pete rock and c.l. smooth are doing a show in toronto, not to mention a tribe called quest and the roots next month!!
that's crazy!
i can't even think of what else to type..im at a loss of words.
quannum gets props.
and i really pity you sheep who'd rather listen to the mainstream - b.e.t., much, mtv 'hip hop' you see.
weak!!
from now on...
the only mc's i shall listen to must use their library cards!
one more thing...i got lyrics born's john hancock on my ticket stub. holla.
linkage:
[mtv lyrics born]
[solesides.com]
[location of the forum i posted at solesides.com]
[giant peach news on quannum]
quannum world 2004
it went down tonite...and it was dope!
aside from sticking out like a sore thumb amongst a predominately white crowd, devout to following the all great dj shadow, the whole quannum spectrum was illllllllll!
and if you didnt go to the show tonite, you missed out, kids.
for the first time ever..the whole quannum spectrum was on the same stage, at the same time!...
...for the first time ever..in the world, dj shadow scratched dvds and used them for his visuals to supplement his sets!...
3 hours! they did a 3hour set! and when they were done, the crowd was left chanting "QUANNUM! QUANNUM!! (repeat)"
as a result, an encore performance was at hand!
all in all, aside from being sick and my homie r.j. being sick, that show was ill.
and hey, at the end of the month, pete rock and c.l. smooth are doing a show in toronto, not to mention a tribe called quest and the roots next month!!
that's crazy!
i can't even think of what else to type..im at a loss of words.
quannum gets props.
and i really pity you sheep who'd rather listen to the mainstream - b.e.t., much, mtv 'hip hop' you see.
weak!!
from now on...
the only mc's i shall listen to must use their library cards!
one more thing...i got lyrics born's john hancock on my ticket stub. holla.
linkage:
[mtv lyrics born]
[solesides.com]
[location of the forum i posted at solesides.com]
[giant peach news on quannum]
today~!
"The verb annihilator pen, every animator blend
Thought exaggerate a win, comin' at ya made ya thin
Diabolically I grin as I'm frolicking within your anatomy again
Makin' people higher into infinity from sin where your remedy
For them who are feelin' where your friends don't intend to be
A trend but a symphony of hymns lyrics sent to me
From Him I extend to thee the tims of intensity
Lend your attention see is whence your invisions
Of a mental division full of internalisms and again and again
I'm gonna win this division we a men on a mission, green light now begin"
-gift of gab
"The verb annihilator pen, every animator blend
Thought exaggerate a win, comin' at ya made ya thin
Diabolically I grin as I'm frolicking within your anatomy again
Makin' people higher into infinity from sin where your remedy
For them who are feelin' where your friends don't intend to be
A trend but a symphony of hymns lyrics sent to me
From Him I extend to thee the tims of intensity
Lend your attention see is whence your invisions
Of a mental division full of internalisms and again and again
I'm gonna win this division we a men on a mission, green light now begin"
-gift of gab
holla.
[just thought i'd let you read for yourselves.]
wowie-zowie.
and to think..tomorrow is today (soon)!!
_________
aside from that..i should say:
go leafs, GO!
_________
and what's the deal with those 3 japanese soldiers in iraq? why'd they decide to capture them?
and what are japanese soldiers doing there in the first place?
are they teaching them karate or something?
get outta there, sonny!
_________
and i know us asians eat nasty things..and i know my fellow chinese homeboys and homegirls are up there in the 'nasty list' of things to eat & if not beyond, us filipinos...
but this is just ridiculous!!
ok, so our cultures have done this at one time or the other throughout history and possibly today..but on the streets??!!!
save that for behind doors and backyard walls, folks!
and cut down on the drinks..shoot.
[just thought i'd let you read for yourselves.]
wowie-zowie.
and to think..tomorrow is today (soon)!!
_________
aside from that..i should say:
go leafs, GO!
_________
and what's the deal with those 3 japanese soldiers in iraq? why'd they decide to capture them?
and what are japanese soldiers doing there in the first place?
are they teaching them karate or something?
get outta there, sonny!
_________
and i know us asians eat nasty things..and i know my fellow chinese homeboys and homegirls are up there in the 'nasty list' of things to eat & if not beyond, us filipinos...
but this is just ridiculous!!
ok, so our cultures have done this at one time or the other throughout history and possibly today..but on the streets??!!!
save that for behind doors and backyard walls, folks!
and cut down on the drinks..shoot.
i think i have found yet another blogger that imma stay tuned into.
that should be fun.
also, imma look into dj sushi and his work.
very moving - his life and his whole view on the artform of turntablism.
_______
tdot tomorrow.
peace.
and don't forget...BLAME IT ON THE RAIN (or as i made up in gr8..."blame it on d'waaaayne!)
that should be fun.
also, imma look into dj sushi and his work.
very moving - his life and his whole view on the artform of turntablism.
_______
tdot tomorrow.
peace.
and don't forget...BLAME IT ON THE RAIN (or as i made up in gr8..."blame it on d'waaaayne!)
[see faithful filipinos showin' N provin']
[network and access more information in the field + hey, learning 'how to be a published author' for personal use or in the name of science would be pretty beneficial]
it's ok though. i dont sweat it. there's always next year. or the next year..or the next or even the next.
i have my whole life ahead of me to do all that.
______
aside from that, there ain't nuttin wrong with [this]
a boy drank a tall glass of Tropicana's 'paradise blend'. upon reading the description of this refreshing beverage, it was clear that the general population is left to believe that anything with mango and passion fruit is 'exotic'. the boy thought to himself, "what about the people who eat, find and harvest such produce in their natural surroundings - do they, too, see such things as being 'exotic' or foreign?"
you are what you eat.
personally, im obligated to look at jug of apple cider or orange juice and say, "hey, that's some out of this world, foreign shit!"
same thing goes with asian girls and how all non-asian men think asian women, specifically (not black women, not hispanic women), are EXOTIC creatures of desire.
i laugh! to me, you asian girls arent exotic. does that make me exotic? does the pineapple call the coconut exotic?
props to asian girlies though. YOU ARE NOT EXOTIC (to us).
you are what you eat.
and so i end...how bout them exotic african girls? and how bout them exotic latinas? ...and those icelandic ones too! that's exotic. that be foreign according to my frame of geographical reference...
...just like my carton of 'paradise blend'.
mmmm so delicious.
i think it's the carrot-component that makes it the sunny 'paradise' it is. cause you know...carrots are exotic.
you are what you eat.
____________
3 days left!
Easter monday and also...
____________
you gotta rock 'sunday's best' on all days of Easter. you just gotta.
i keep thinking of some mention of 'easter' being associated with 'suit'..hence the magnificent "EASTER SUIT."
single breasted, not bunny.
you are what you eat.
personally, im obligated to look at jug of apple cider or orange juice and say, "hey, that's some out of this world, foreign shit!"
same thing goes with asian girls and how all non-asian men think asian women, specifically (not black women, not hispanic women), are EXOTIC creatures of desire.
i laugh! to me, you asian girls arent exotic. does that make me exotic? does the pineapple call the coconut exotic?
props to asian girlies though. YOU ARE NOT EXOTIC (to us).
you are what you eat.
and so i end...how bout them exotic african girls? and how bout them exotic latinas? ...and those icelandic ones too! that's exotic. that be foreign according to my frame of geographical reference...
...just like my carton of 'paradise blend'.
mmmm so delicious.
i think it's the carrot-component that makes it the sunny 'paradise' it is. cause you know...carrots are exotic.
you are what you eat.
____________
3 days left!
Easter monday and also...
____________
you gotta rock 'sunday's best' on all days of Easter. you just gotta.
i keep thinking of some mention of 'easter' being associated with 'suit'..hence the magnificent "EASTER SUIT."
single breasted, not bunny.
mmmmmmmmmusic.
i just got my copy of the new n.e.r.d. album.
it has a really good vibe to it much different from the first album but like my straight man says, "it's good in its own right". by ear, you can really tell they were strongly influenced by the BEATLES on this one. and hey, they even did their own instrumentals. holla.
props to the neptunes...and most especially, chad hugo - for giving me the right to listen to this album.
he's a brotha! get that straight.
another noteable mention that i sampled from a secret source, is the GREY ALBUM!
sick too!
whatcha get when you cross the beatles white album with jay-z's black album?
THE GREY ALBUM!!!! duh. where were you in art class?
and i say wowwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee...ALL OF YOU SHOULD REALLY BOW DOWN TO DJs MORE OFTEN!
YOU REALLY SHOULD.
i just got my copy of the new n.e.r.d. album.
it has a really good vibe to it much different from the first album but like my straight man says, "it's good in its own right". by ear, you can really tell they were strongly influenced by the BEATLES on this one. and hey, they even did their own instrumentals. holla.
props to the neptunes...and most especially, chad hugo - for giving me the right to listen to this album.
he's a brotha! get that straight.
another noteable mention that i sampled from a secret source, is the GREY ALBUM!
sick too!
whatcha get when you cross the beatles white album with jay-z's black album?
THE GREY ALBUM!!!! duh. where were you in art class?
and i say wowwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee...ALL OF YOU SHOULD REALLY BOW DOWN TO DJs MORE OFTEN!
YOU REALLY SHOULD.
another msn excerpt. well protect this individual's identity while maintaining his/her perspective (jokingly):
chatter: "LAVA LIFE PERSONAL INFO: Jason D
I like sports, music, art, and sex. Sex especially. If you are a girl who fit into all of these, call me during the summer. Sex especially. Again, that's key."
elsewhere...
how stupid is this diet ??
that's one of the most single-handedly most stupid beliefs that i've ever heard of.
fortunately, i get to be lucky enough and kick off the holy festivities with a fist up my ass.
stupid idiots. what's that you say? hold the lettuce?? of course, we don't want anything healthy - that's never a good thing.
Published Thursday, April 08, 2004 by jay d.
i was reading and cruising around blogger when this story captivated me - im sure just as it captivated the reader who wrote the page i jacked this off of.
me, personally, i haven't touched red meat for the duration of this lent season and for the remaining 5 days, it's not gonna change. personally, red meat is so overated. as for next year's lent, imma apply my nutritional knowledge and abstain from all forms of meat, period.
it seems, according to this story however, most people indulge in cow... [more details]
[we] want that burger..need it actually.
it's chicken wing, finger-licking, lick-smacking funk that you bump out da trunk!
Published by jay d.
ok, i sampled the whole thing.
cop dat lyrics born album.
it's solid like through and through like a roman mythological god's toenail!
no foolin'.
and he's japanese too.
cop dat lyrics born album.
it's solid like through and through like a roman mythological god's toenail!
no foolin'.
and he's japanese too.
[read me] if you believe that it's all gravy.
oh yea, it's in the works!
im cutting a joint with jin the mc.
it's gonna be mad nice and mad iced-out with the double RR.
HOT.
(sNOT)
p.s. just because a guy has c-4 does that always have to make him suspect?
human movement. kinesiology. health science. sport science. sports medicine. biomechanics. ergonomics.
Published Wednesday, April 07, 2004 by jay d.
physical education.
you can attach all the sexy sounds you want to my field.
you can make it seem more than it is, which you really shouldnt have to but in all reality, that's what we are.
educated about the physical form.
aka really sexy hi-tech gym teachers with degrees.
and you can laugh. and before, id never be caught dead loving phys. ed (hey, that rhymes) but after years of study...i can honestly say, it's my passion.
corny? well term me or it whatever you wanna. i love my shit.
and here i am, on the verge of entering finals of my third year as an undergrad student in the school of kinesiology over at my beloved (and often mocked - for good measure mind you, but imma change that once i give back) york university.
but yea, whatever, i totally lost my train of thought. lets just get down to what i came here for.
these three kinesiology students and truthseekers live in me as kinesiologists. i can feel them.
im sure imma add more people to this list as more information is obtained...but in the meantime, here we go nonetheless:
1. LEONARD DA VINCI
a true forefather of the art and science (also a fucking madman - which most of us kins can relate to)
2. BRUCE LEE
the one-inch punch and his inquiry of the skool to understand the biomechanical efficiency of kicking someone's ass along with his crazy-azz fitness routines. he read our books to make his book and his art (betcha didnt know that).
3. TERRY FOX a student of kinesiology. a canadian and a hero to all with struggles in their own right.
all templates that everyone should aspire to be like. not just kin majors.
more on my field as the days go by and passion can no longer can be contained.
and no, i dont give a shit if you are or arent interested.
blooowwwwwwww!!
yanno, i shoulda stated it a long time ago. but for the record, THE ROCK, dwayne johnson is a superstar that all pacific islanders, FILIPINOS INCLUDED, should look up to.
he's hot.
(wtf? how do things like that just slip out?)
[we smell it rock. it smells damn good. must be wrapped in banana leaves with a nice glaze of mango nectar and a slight touch of coconut milk. ITS GOTTA BE.]
sorry, i was just watching A&E's presentation of his bio that's all.
pretty cool dude.
he's hot.
(wtf? how do things like that just slip out?)
[we smell it rock. it smells damn good. must be wrapped in banana leaves with a nice glaze of mango nectar and a slight touch of coconut milk. ITS GOTTA BE.]
sorry, i was just watching A&E's presentation of his bio that's all.
pretty cool dude.
that stands for: jay's downloading spree
[thursday we buy; monday we go!]
i just wanted to test out my new software and comp's capabilities for that matter.
what first started as inquiry into joints from lyrics born and other quannum members, turned into mania.
suggested downloads that i just downloaded in the past 1/2 hour:
callin out - lyrics born
do that there - lyrics born
one session - lyrics born
[r.j. specifically, you will LOVE the above joints. i aint shitting you. listen to the lyrics and of course...THE PRODUCTION! fukin nuts!! download now.]
the quickening - solesides/quannum spectrum
longevity - j-live (off the mushroom jazz vol. 1 album - this is mad nice too. i think ive found myself a new driving song)
walkman music - j-live (strictly for your headphones. if you dont break your neck nodding to this, you must be christopher reeves!! - "if you carry on with a clarion and it's gotta thousand watts too! THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. if you gotta portable, cd, md and an mp3! WE MADE IT HOT FOR YOU!")
DOWN - dead prez (off the new album which i just discovered, is a rarity online. its ok though, they got me sold)
i don't front and wear a che guevera shirt and call myself a revolutionary without knowing what the fuck is across my chest. i don't listen to supposed 'hip hop' and say im a true head. shit, i dont even rock baggy jeans. the artform and culture expands far beyond that.
so yes...
fuck you and fuck 50 cent too!
and believe me people, there are numerous albums out there far greater than the kanye west that just came out (it's a good one though, no doubt).
youre ears and mind just got cleansed. nonetheless, im glad there's an alternative to the rest of that mindless crap out there.
"where my RBGs?
my guerrillas with a G-U-E?
don't gotta i-ching
homie, get free!"
-dead prez
love jay. a real, self-proclaimed "o.g." (originoo gangsta?)
hahaha
this is hip hop!!!
this is music!!
this is art!
[it's BAD BOY baby]
uhh..no it's not.
[thursday we buy; monday we go!]
i just wanted to test out my new software and comp's capabilities for that matter.
what first started as inquiry into joints from lyrics born and other quannum members, turned into mania.
suggested downloads that i just downloaded in the past 1/2 hour:
callin out - lyrics born
do that there - lyrics born
one session - lyrics born
[r.j. specifically, you will LOVE the above joints. i aint shitting you. listen to the lyrics and of course...THE PRODUCTION! fukin nuts!! download now.]
the quickening - solesides/quannum spectrum
longevity - j-live (off the mushroom jazz vol. 1 album - this is mad nice too. i think ive found myself a new driving song)
walkman music - j-live (strictly for your headphones. if you dont break your neck nodding to this, you must be christopher reeves!! - "if you carry on with a clarion and it's gotta thousand watts too! THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. if you gotta portable, cd, md and an mp3! WE MADE IT HOT FOR YOU!")
DOWN - dead prez (off the new album which i just discovered, is a rarity online. its ok though, they got me sold)
i don't front and wear a che guevera shirt and call myself a revolutionary without knowing what the fuck is across my chest. i don't listen to supposed 'hip hop' and say im a true head. shit, i dont even rock baggy jeans. the artform and culture expands far beyond that.
so yes...
fuck you and fuck 50 cent too!
and believe me people, there are numerous albums out there far greater than the kanye west that just came out (it's a good one though, no doubt).
youre ears and mind just got cleansed. nonetheless, im glad there's an alternative to the rest of that mindless crap out there.
"where my RBGs?
my guerrillas with a G-U-E?
don't gotta i-ching
homie, get free!"
-dead prez
love jay. a real, self-proclaimed "o.g." (originoo gangsta?)
hahaha
this is hip hop!!!
this is music!!
this is art!
[it's BAD BOY baby]
uhh..no it's not.
i just gotta see if and when i start working and how imma set this up if i do.
we all do. dont we?
anyhow, we almost got killed today.
literally.
im glad we didnt get our brains blown out tonite. that wouldnt of been a pretty sight. and besides, i just wanted to try that new flavour of doughnut. is that really how my ending is supposed to be written?
i like maple-flavoured things, but fuck...
and yes, thank you pop-up. for i already know that my computer clock may be wrong. and no, i dont wanna join the world's largest casino.
we all do. dont we?
anyhow, we almost got killed today.
literally.
im glad we didnt get our brains blown out tonite. that wouldnt of been a pretty sight. and besides, i just wanted to try that new flavour of doughnut. is that really how my ending is supposed to be written?
i like maple-flavoured things, but fuck...
and yes, thank you pop-up. for i already know that my computer clock may be wrong. and no, i dont wanna join the world's largest casino.
i heard it through the grapevine that my skool has it's own coffee?!! and it's available at timothy's coffee outlets all over canada?!
well if that's the case, how come we dont get free coffee? i go to the damn skool! i require coffee to go to skool. wouldn't a person put two and two together and say, "hey, let's give this guy some coffee when he's in skool!"??
cause if you think about it, if they get me wired on caffine, id be talking alot more. as a result, i wouldnt pay attention in class or lab as much...and before you know it, im failing, yet, my cash will still be leaving my hands to pay for tuition! so yeah...aside from giving me serious cardiovascular problems, there are powers that be, responsible for being involved with me terming them...
"stupids".
get your kicks on route '66
(and by george, stop popping your trombone(r). )
well if that's the case, how come we dont get free coffee? i go to the damn skool! i require coffee to go to skool. wouldn't a person put two and two together and say, "hey, let's give this guy some coffee when he's in skool!"??
cause if you think about it, if they get me wired on caffine, id be talking alot more. as a result, i wouldnt pay attention in class or lab as much...and before you know it, im failing, yet, my cash will still be leaving my hands to pay for tuition! so yeah...aside from giving me serious cardiovascular problems, there are powers that be, responsible for being involved with me terming them...
"stupids".
get your kicks on route '66
(and by george, stop popping your trombone(r). )
hot and juicy.
snot and lucy.
cott not juice, please.
[ah, yes. the beautiful sight of a summer's sunset.
couple that with the activity of trying to stop a caribbean
cruise ship with dental floss and we're in paradise!]
i sit here listening to jazz fm and chatting up a storm in a room, my room, that feels extra hot. i think the tower of my pc and the heater (that is controlled by a thermostat which my dad preoccupies himself fucking with) are creating such an effect.
now that im free, im left to think what the hell am i gonna do for the next two weeks other than study that week before my first final.
laundry sounds nice. but i look on the floor and it seems that i should, first, tend to the duties of my room. it seems like a warzone here where bodies of paper and books along with appendages of belts, laces and markers conceal the faded reddish carpet.
and beyond that, im left to think about the summer. yes, sweet summer.
considering that i didnt get to enjoy a full summer last year, on the count that i went to summerskool, i will relish this one, no doubt. relish, surely of course when im NOT working my ass off to pay for the remainder of this year's tuition in additon to next year's.
so what's the deal people?
is camping the deal?
road trip too?
parties as usual?
concerts galore?
jazz fest?
closure rave, finally (so aaron can experience one of course. not for my own personal benefit)?
comicCon? i wanna go.
i wanna know! we should plan. all things require planning. k, maybe not all things. but wars, football plays, child conception..these should all require planning! and why not summer too?
see this thing below??? IT'S CALLED A COMMENT BOX.
COMMENT OR FOREVER BE SCARED WITH EMBARASSMENT AND INDECENCY!!
what on God's green earth am i talking about? any ideas for the summer? let me know.
snot and lucy.
cott not juice, please.
[ah, yes. the beautiful sight of a summer's sunset.
couple that with the activity of trying to stop a caribbean
cruise ship with dental floss and we're in paradise!]
i sit here listening to jazz fm and chatting up a storm in a room, my room, that feels extra hot. i think the tower of my pc and the heater (that is controlled by a thermostat which my dad preoccupies himself fucking with) are creating such an effect.
now that im free, im left to think what the hell am i gonna do for the next two weeks other than study that week before my first final.
laundry sounds nice. but i look on the floor and it seems that i should, first, tend to the duties of my room. it seems like a warzone here where bodies of paper and books along with appendages of belts, laces and markers conceal the faded reddish carpet.
and beyond that, im left to think about the summer. yes, sweet summer.
considering that i didnt get to enjoy a full summer last year, on the count that i went to summerskool, i will relish this one, no doubt. relish, surely of course when im NOT working my ass off to pay for the remainder of this year's tuition in additon to next year's.
so what's the deal people?
is camping the deal?
road trip too?
parties as usual?
concerts galore?
jazz fest?
closure rave, finally (so aaron can experience one of course. not for my own personal benefit)?
comicCon? i wanna go.
i wanna know! we should plan. all things require planning. k, maybe not all things. but wars, football plays, child conception..these should all require planning! and why not summer too?
see this thing below??? IT'S CALLED A COMMENT BOX.
COMMENT OR FOREVER BE SCARED WITH EMBARASSMENT AND INDECENCY!!
what on God's green earth am i talking about? any ideas for the summer? let me know.
or maybe just scratch into blogger.
"u know ur shit and u explain it in a way that doesnt make ppl who have no clue what ur talking about go. hmm interesting and thats what it means."
brotha colin's thoughts on me professing my knowledge in the future.
thanks dude!
"u know ur shit and u explain it in a way that doesnt make ppl who have no clue what ur talking about go. hmm interesting and thats what it means."
brotha colin's thoughts on me professing my knowledge in the future.
thanks dude!
ah yes. the sweet smell of achievement that emanates from my armpits.
my armpits?!!
walking around campus, i was on my way to drop off my last set of library books before taking my two weeks hiatus from york U. before entering the building, i was greeted with my cigarette smoking prof from 1st year's east asian cultural course.
i: hey gordon, how's it goin?
professor anderson (gordon): not too bad jason, and you?
i: alright i guess [rush, as to drop off books and catch the next bus back home]
prof: you look so relaxed.
i: .......
prof: yeah. you look like you just finished a test or handed in one of your last assigments.
i: [smiling like a jackass at the thought of me having a certain 'glow' sort of like a finding the prize at the bottom of the cereal box] yeah. that's it! i just handed in my final paper for a course.
prof: good for you. isn't that a good feeling?
i: yea [still smiling]. anyhow, take it easy gordon [cue benny hill music and me hurrying in to make up for that past 2minutes of my life that i just lost when i couldve dropped off my books and arrived at the stop].
kudos to good ol profs who actually know you.
ahh yes. good ol gordon.
ahh yes...good ol profs who always have time to talk to you.
ahhh yes..me, the jerk who loves his profs with great admiration and respect, yet has little time to actually talk, SOMETIMES. sometimes.
it's that feeling again. the air is crisp. the sun a little more brighter. the wind a little more calm. but what am i talkin about? i have finals to battle. which i believe are gonna be the hardest finals..but just because i love them...im just gonna have to rock them, all the better. it'll be a lay-up.
but then again..those finals dont start for two weeks.
jason says to jason - ENJOY.
[what kind of poor man's version of sesame street is this?!!]
p.s. it's a two week break. now what?
i need a playstation 2. how much are those mod p2s goin for nowadays?
idle time is deadly time. and deadly time for jay means jay drops pay.
my armpits?!!
walking around campus, i was on my way to drop off my last set of library books before taking my two weeks hiatus from york U. before entering the building, i was greeted with my cigarette smoking prof from 1st year's east asian cultural course.
i: hey gordon, how's it goin?
professor anderson (gordon): not too bad jason, and you?
i: alright i guess [rush, as to drop off books and catch the next bus back home]
prof: you look so relaxed.
i: .......
prof: yeah. you look like you just finished a test or handed in one of your last assigments.
i: [smiling like a jackass at the thought of me having a certain 'glow' sort of like a finding the prize at the bottom of the cereal box] yeah. that's it! i just handed in my final paper for a course.
prof: good for you. isn't that a good feeling?
i: yea [still smiling]. anyhow, take it easy gordon [cue benny hill music and me hurrying in to make up for that past 2minutes of my life that i just lost when i couldve dropped off my books and arrived at the stop].
kudos to good ol profs who actually know you.
ahh yes. good ol gordon.
ahh yes...good ol profs who always have time to talk to you.
ahhh yes..me, the jerk who loves his profs with great admiration and respect, yet has little time to actually talk, SOMETIMES. sometimes.
it's that feeling again. the air is crisp. the sun a little more brighter. the wind a little more calm. but what am i talkin about? i have finals to battle. which i believe are gonna be the hardest finals..but just because i love them...im just gonna have to rock them, all the better. it'll be a lay-up.
but then again..those finals dont start for two weeks.
jason says to jason - ENJOY.
[what kind of poor man's version of sesame street is this?!!]
p.s. it's a two week break. now what?
i need a playstation 2. how much are those mod p2s goin for nowadays?
idle time is deadly time. and deadly time for jay means jay drops pay.
how come whenever i write a paper, i start nicely, flow nicely..i know i can end nicely..but never actually end. take for instance the last hour.
within the last hour, i could've concluded my paper. im done the body yet, i cant conclude. its like i dont wanna finish off or something. what's even more messed up is the fact that i walk away from the computer and take part in nonsense..like eating a post-dinner dinner or watching the ten commandments, which mind you is an annual past-time in my house signaling Easter, which in actual fact the ten commandments is a movie directed towards jews and their passover. but whatever the case...im sucha loafter!
im not even gonna finish. im probably gonna finish in the morning. early. reeeeeal early. as for now, ill do that annotated bibliography nonsense.
low & behold, tomorrow is my last journey to skool for the next two weeks. imma drop this paper off, drop my library books off to scott library, steacie science library and the feminist library which i am now a part of (for some reason i had to take books out from there. i wonder how many males are members of the campus' feminist library) which will eventually conclude with me running a mile.
im so proud of myself, ive been running a mile almost everyday, discounting weekends for the past month!
THAT'S BRISK, BABY!
p.s. i swear i returned that book on time last thursday...how dare they charge me a 50 cent late fee?!??!!
urgh!
one more thing...i seriously would'nt mind teaching. i'd be illllll.
i swear id be the shit - if given the opportunity.
just some things i ponder after reading...
THE OPENINGS!!!
too bad i didnt send away with my frosted flakes proof of purchase for that phD limited time offer promo.
crap.
"ESSAY BE DONE!! URRRRRGH!"
within the last hour, i could've concluded my paper. im done the body yet, i cant conclude. its like i dont wanna finish off or something. what's even more messed up is the fact that i walk away from the computer and take part in nonsense..like eating a post-dinner dinner or watching the ten commandments, which mind you is an annual past-time in my house signaling Easter, which in actual fact the ten commandments is a movie directed towards jews and their passover. but whatever the case...im sucha loafter!
im not even gonna finish. im probably gonna finish in the morning. early. reeeeeal early. as for now, ill do that annotated bibliography nonsense.
low & behold, tomorrow is my last journey to skool for the next two weeks. imma drop this paper off, drop my library books off to scott library, steacie science library and the feminist library which i am now a part of (for some reason i had to take books out from there. i wonder how many males are members of the campus' feminist library) which will eventually conclude with me running a mile.
im so proud of myself, ive been running a mile almost everyday, discounting weekends for the past month!
THAT'S BRISK, BABY!
p.s. i swear i returned that book on time last thursday...how dare they charge me a 50 cent late fee?!??!!
urgh!
one more thing...i seriously would'nt mind teaching. i'd be illllll.
i swear id be the shit - if given the opportunity.
just some things i ponder after reading...
THE OPENINGS!!!
too bad i didnt send away with my frosted flakes proof of purchase for that phD limited time offer promo.
crap.
"ESSAY BE DONE!! URRRRRGH!"
To find peace and satisfaction in life is a long journey that both males and females undertake. Constantly, individuals try to put meaning and value on the lives they live. The worth of one’s self can be perceived through things such as occupation, annual income, relationships, education and even type of clothing, to name a few.
In today’s society, a prominent component of self worth is often perceived through body image. It is through the shape, size and appearance of the body that onlookers construct judgments on how well a person takes care of themselves, the state of health they are in and the amount of self-control that one disciplines their physical self with. Such criticisms from society greatly influence whether a person obtains self-satisfaction or not. But really, who is to say what the ideal body should or should not look like? Surely, the loving care of a parent would never dictate how the fragile mind of a child perceives value when looking at the reflection in the mirror. Maybe it stems back to the teachers. However, when analyzed carefully, it is evident that most teachers are not in such a position to criticize the body and, therefore, abstain from such practices that would jeopardize their career. Unfortunately, in some cases, the above two instances do take place. Although these two factors are very influential in forming one’s self-satisfaction with the body, they are not the only ones. There is an even greater force at hand in society; a force that not only guides the lives of children exclusively, but also adults, often to a higher extent. This highly controlling force is called media. Through the following text, it will be illustrated that in western culture, media heavily dictates how people perceive and shape their bodies.
and so it begins....my final paper for gender and sport but also the first paper to be typed on my finely tuned computer.
i am no earthling.
In today’s society, a prominent component of self worth is often perceived through body image. It is through the shape, size and appearance of the body that onlookers construct judgments on how well a person takes care of themselves, the state of health they are in and the amount of self-control that one disciplines their physical self with. Such criticisms from society greatly influence whether a person obtains self-satisfaction or not. But really, who is to say what the ideal body should or should not look like? Surely, the loving care of a parent would never dictate how the fragile mind of a child perceives value when looking at the reflection in the mirror. Maybe it stems back to the teachers. However, when analyzed carefully, it is evident that most teachers are not in such a position to criticize the body and, therefore, abstain from such practices that would jeopardize their career. Unfortunately, in some cases, the above two instances do take place. Although these two factors are very influential in forming one’s self-satisfaction with the body, they are not the only ones. There is an even greater force at hand in society; a force that not only guides the lives of children exclusively, but also adults, often to a higher extent. This highly controlling force is called media. Through the following text, it will be illustrated that in western culture, media heavily dictates how people perceive and shape their bodies.
and so it begins....my final paper for gender and sport but also the first paper to be typed on my finely tuned computer.
i am no earthling.
it's funny how i can run out of the drive to actually pop in a different cd. instead, i just turn on the radio. and instead of listening to something that appeals to me, i, the lazy turd that i am push the tuner dial a smidge and become satisfied with whatever the hell is playing at this hour 12:49...then again, dont we spring forward tonite?
shit. but yea..i cant overexpress how much i love this new computer mouse i have. that whole scrolling mechanism takes surfing to a whole nother level. ive been deprived.
and as the euphoric sounds of soul decision "ohhh its getting crazy..im just thinkin maybe..gotta getcha outta my mind" blurts out the speakerbox, i shall lose myself in my deep comatose states for the day. man, that song really sucks dust.
soul decision and k-lite fm...gotta love that bullshit.
gotta.
my computer is superfast like a super dash..and the funny thing is, i didnt even have to drop a super amount of supercash!!
and this mouse..this mouse...compared to my old mouse..with the tape..and the dirt..and no scroller...well this mouse rocks!!
enough of this hoopla...
first things first..before i forget...
QUANNUM IS PLAYING T.O. at the kool haus on the 12th!!
im there, no doubt.
it came as wonderful news to me on friday morning via an email at skool from blineguy ricky dicky.
i was ecstatic!! all i know is..i had this ridiculous smile that no man should have while looking at the internet at skool....no man should have that is unless hes looking at some good pictoral spreads..but then again, its the university accessible computer and nobody dares to look at porn in that case.
but back to the mumbo jumbo...LETS GO, MAN!!!
anyone else interested? get at me dawgs.
[......]
**caroliiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...SHE'S THE REASON FOR THE WORD BITCH!
and this mouse..this mouse...compared to my old mouse..with the tape..and the dirt..and no scroller...well this mouse rocks!!
enough of this hoopla...
first things first..before i forget...
QUANNUM IS PLAYING T.O. at the kool haus on the 12th!!
im there, no doubt.
it came as wonderful news to me on friday morning via an email at skool from blineguy ricky dicky.
i was ecstatic!! all i know is..i had this ridiculous smile that no man should have while looking at the internet at skool....no man should have that is unless hes looking at some good pictoral spreads..but then again, its the university accessible computer and nobody dares to look at porn in that case.
but back to the mumbo jumbo...LETS GO, MAN!!!
anyone else interested? get at me dawgs.
[......]
**caroliiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...SHE'S THE REASON FOR THE WORD BITCH!
i just read my last few posts...
I MAKE A LOT OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.
good thing im not aspiring to be a GRAMMECHANIC!!
I MAKE A LOT OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.
good thing im not aspiring to be a GRAMMECHANIC!!
here at skool today. in the library. enjoying the after effects of my chinese dinner and this here bottle of paradise blend which is really dole's way of saying paradise is high glucose and water plus.
so im here..the 2nd last day of classes for my 3rd year here at york uni as a kinesiology major.
what am i doing? this is just another one of my 12 hour days here. but what am i doing??
journals journals journals!!
scholarly journals. and now that i think of it, i mustve read a grand total of about 50+ journals over the span of these past 3 years.
anyhow..back to more reading. brace yourselves cause this might be one of the last updates for a long time.
_____
in other news, my comp at home is stacked!!
more on this later. gluck with finals snots.
so im here..the 2nd last day of classes for my 3rd year here at york uni as a kinesiology major.
what am i doing? this is just another one of my 12 hour days here. but what am i doing??
journals journals journals!!
scholarly journals. and now that i think of it, i mustve read a grand total of about 50+ journals over the span of these past 3 years.
anyhow..back to more reading. brace yourselves cause this might be one of the last updates for a long time.
_____
in other news, my comp at home is stacked!!
more on this later. gluck with finals snots.
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