embrace my grammatical errorage.

is this even a long weekend? who said that??

it's just a normal summer weekend...then theres work on monday..with everything open..then a holiday on tuesday, that being CANADA DAY.

so again...is this even a long weekend?

if rj gets to be charlie from streefighter and that guy from pokemon...

then i get to be fei long, kenshiro and speed racer. fair enough?






its the eyebrows. if i were in japan, i'd be a hero. trust me.

because i have no speakers on here, i am forced to listen to my ghettoblaster located on the shelf just above my computer.

what am i tuned into you might ask? a rock station. yea, i dont really listen to rock...nothing wrong with rock music; for what it is, i kinda respect it more than alot of the "mainstream" cRAP out there right now.

to my point...i just thought its funny how i actually know some of these songs. it's even funnier when i try and sing along or mouth the words with the partial knowledge i have in terms of rock lyrics. i dont really know what was the point of this entry. however, if you could see or hear me trying to sing along....whoa. its a joke.

i'm a joke. don't really have jokes...i am a joke.

yea, that's safe to say. im the kinda person who laughs at their own jokes. most often, before i've even verbalized them. i just gotta think about my jokes, and hey...i laugh...yea, to myself. i feel theyre that funny.

you pathetic soul.

you betta recognize.
i`d like to give a shoutout to xBabyPhatx. she`s the quintessential brown skin lady. self-respected, very easy on the eyes, knows her hip hop (which is a big plus), respects my use of pork and eggs, and shoot, she even gave me a tribute! how dope is that? thanks phat.

also, mad shoutout to morning_breath. when talking to him in the morning, you may believe that he`s eaten a bowl of assholes or brushed his teeth with used toilet paper squares, but i assure you, dude is jokes..and besides, he always plugs me. thanks to you too homie.

nuff` respect to them and other aa page authors who have some actual content. why, you ask?...because not all asians have civics, thug, look like low self-esteemed whores and take nekkid pics all day everyday.

through my eyes, these people are the minorities on the ave.

you feel me?

no girl is worth your beers; and the one that is, won't make you buy.

its not my line..but hey...it applies.

finally my family got a dvd player last weekend.

i mean, i have one here in my comp..but shoot, it doesnt compare to actually crashing in your couch and watching it on a bigger screen with better sound.

these past few days, ive watched about 6 movies. two of them, i just had to mention...both from madonna hubby and english director guy ritchie.

ive seen one of them in the theatre..but shoot, my older bro gave let us borrow the movie where all the guy ritchie hype started.

if you dont know what im talkn bout....the movies were lock stock and two smokin' barrels and snatch .snatch ive seen..lock stock..i just viewed. wicked film...wicked direction..wicked acting...guns a'blazin' and british accents. who can argue with that?





i noticed that all of his films have chain reactions. colin, youre a big fan, im aware....you notice that too?

anyhow, imma start my dvd collection..dunno if i said this before..but hey, lets just state it again - for the record. imma be in charge of kubrick films. so yea...if anyone sees any deals on kubrick films..holla at me.





and that my friends...was a useless entry.
then again, arent all my entries useless? don't read this shit. you really shouldn't.


next up...




i cant wait...

geezus..i sound like a highschool girl...but nonetheless...i can't wait!

gee, golly.

back to skool today. and for what? to pay some damn bills.

$450 bucks. 450 bones. 450 smackeroonies.

for what? a deposit? and from what previous fee?....$200. from a non-refundable $200 enrolment fee up to $450!
you gotta be kiddin me.

and the thing is..you gotta come up with 450 in one week! one week to come up with those dollars.

i should make a movie about it. high-suspense, high action - edge of your seat cliff-hangin' madness!
the movie would have me killin, robbing banks and makin counterfeit duccets, just to come up with the ultimate 450.

who do they think we are, magicians? im supposed to just pull out 450bucks straight outta my ass? or maybe they want it in broken bills and change...

*hrmmph..ohh..a 50...urrrgh...there's 100...ahhhhh....another 20......hrrmpphhhh...a quarter...ouch!

450bucks. thanks york. and thanks for taking advantage of me. youre the best.

you're kinda too late dude. the natives already did the whitey thing.

but yea, id like to cop one.



fighting whites

geez. i start a new blog, and what am i missing?

imagery of course. female form. and of course...i had to put my favourites. i still cant believe, only till now, that i didn't post any beautiful babies on here. whats this world coming to?

mrs. brooke burke de los Reyes


yes brooke...one day, my sweet.
one day.



mrs. alley bagget de los Reyes.

you know what i love about her?...besides everything?...shes half flip. shes a sista!
shoot, im making a puddle of drool here.


holla!
two women, as stated before, that on command, i would kill anyone but family members for.

see how stupid man is for woman?
were such morons. oh well.

i knew it! i told you. i told you.

"the man" at abercrombie and how he keeps you down under his thumb like a helpless roach.

isnt this the second racial-based case from A&F? cocks. let me remind you.

saw that on the t.v. a couple of minutes ago.

thats exactly why, i wanna liberate the funds back to the people.

so if anyone needs a physiotherapist, chiropractor or sport therapist..im your man. your asian man!

keepin the money within the community.
dont get me wrong, imma serve all colors and creeds..but my dream is to keep it asian owned and operated.

i will not exploit nor be exploited.
so yes my fellow asian...and/or my fellow minorities...this is a call to arms. link up and keep it thorough..na' mean!

haha k, this was supposed to be serious. but seriously, please, think about this as you grow up.

i've witnessed accounts like this, first hand..myself..parents...etc. and moms, being the good role model that she is, well...i just won't have it. any of it.

thank you. and keep it real. keep it thorough.

keep it real thorough.

motherfuck you abercrombie! although u do have nice gear..but still..motherfuck you nonetheless.


youre gonna accept that?

peace.

i think imma have to go back and read george orwell's animal farm again. splendid..and just as useful as aesop's fables...but on a whole new political, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist level, of course.


what happened to his eye? geez.
i knew that damn tortoise cheated! i knew it!
probably threw salt in the hare's eyes making him lose sight of the path.
that prick.

goodbye coaching. but, awwwwww..hello making ends meet and paying tuition.

boooooooooo.

fatty acids of course.

i had chops for lunch and chicken thighs for dinner.

both fried...now maybe my ailments are pyschosomatic....maybe they arent.

but shoot, i think everything ive learned...sorry,let me rephrase that... i know everything that ive learned, and continue to learn, is having a profound effect on me.

im paranoid you know..in terms of eating, at times, yep..im paranoid.

hyperconscious.

by the way, i do plan on living till im at least 100.


also, i need fiber everyday. an adequate amount.
you should also know that i fear colorectal cancers.


your dog knows the deal. why don't you?

think about it. you dont always do 24-40 bites after every spoonful. you dont always eat your insoluble and soluble fibers...you dont always drink enough water.

plaques will, and do form. they stay inside of you for weeks, months, and sometimes even years.

imagine that? free boarding and lodging inside of you for that period of time?!!....oh!

and they have kids...and their kids make large messes (is that even a word). those messes are cancer cells.

like a vacuum filter, those dirts and messes disperse..and then you have full blown cancer.

all because you didnt ask i.d. and all because you didnt charge for lodging.

damn colorectal cancer. damn you.
you aint getting free boarding...im using my metal detectors on you too!

oh yea..how bout some raisin bran? you dont like that now do you? and water?...TAKE THAT!

suckers.

see, talk to your ailments..even if theyre not there. scares the shit outta them, ya heard!


a patient with colorectal cancer. Recurrence in the pelvis. Physiological uptake in the brain and the bladder.

interesting...

cartoon 1
cartoon 2
cartoon 3

if i wasn't doing what im doing now...leading up to what i wanna do, did any of you know that i would've and wanted to pursue a lifestyle as a chef?

dope occupation.

A certain swordsman in his declining years said the following:

In one's life. there are levels in the pursuit of study. In the lowest level, a person studies but nothing comes of it, and he feels that both he and others are unskillful. At this point he is worthless. In the middle level he is still useless but is aware of his own insufficiencies and can also see the insufficiencies of others. In a higher level he has pride concerning his own ability, rejoices in praise from others, and laments the lack of ability in his fellows. This man has worth. In the highest level a man has the look of knowing nothing

its good to have korean friends.

they prove just as stupid as me..a filipino.

click me

by the way..those arent my friends. my friend gave me that link.

hes a big korean dude. if he did a clip like this one....thatd just be too weird.

well, i did some reading last month and this week..off and on.

but such reads were not the normal type. they were outta the ordinary, in fact.

i didn't read a novel...well, not your conventional novel..with a plot..setting..characters and all'a that.

the book i read was the hagakure.


book of the samurai.


such a book won't be found in your non-fiction section..not even in your plays.
it's more of a self-help book. so yea. that's where it'll be found. if youre not interested in feudal japan or the samurai, then don't even bother on going on yer wild goose-chase to find this.

if you have no knowledge about ancient east asia..then..naw..dont bother. but shoot, u dont even need any of that. if youre interested in history, then cop it. read it. its pretty short. fast too. comprised of many passages....not just one long yawn about a buncha asian dudes cutting eachother down like oaktrees.

about me finding this...i heard about the text in my east asian studies class from first year. ever since then, i took it upon myself to look into it a little more.

besides, ive always been a huge fan of the samurai. so yea..there's a recommendable from mr. fart.

relating....buddy colin introduced me to this dope comicbook.
lone wolf and cub is its name.
this is kinda different though. this is a so-called "adult" comic..or graphic comic..or manga.

my first manga.




sick comic i gotta add. so cop this too! if you can. i copped the first two original issues at a goodwill.

50cents a cop. how sweet is that? perfect condition too.

this one..well, this one is about an asian dude and his toddler son cutting down everything in their path. bloody..gore-full...awesome!

so yea..cop dat too.

and as mentioned before, take a look at ghostdog. that movie, an indie movie, has a strong basis on the hagakure.


and that my friends is my account of how i became a samurai for a brief instant of my life.

try it out. learn from them too. there's some stuff in there to take home and have your brain chew on for a minute........or several hundred.




what this has to do with anything?.....i shall never know


all this talk about "japaneseness" has me thinkn bout the wild japanese rock-on chick in my coaching class with the intricate japanese tattoos all over her flesh...she is soo jockin' me. easy girl. easy.

ok ok..one last thing.....

watch samurai jack!
watch that..its really good. and shoot...he's asian!


definitely what this world needs for the jet-black haired youth from the east - an asian hero!

he stands for something too.

oh yea..and one last, last thing...
usagi yojimbo comics too.



cop dohs

what the heck..watch anything from japanese filmmaker
akira kurosawa.

trust me.


k, imma shutup now.

wow. i just single-handedly had my speakers blown out.

computing just isnt the same. its like im back in hiskool..mr. choles 2nd period computer science class. those old IBMs...no speakers..just programming.
shoot, not even any internet in that lab back in the day. cheapass skool.


awww crap. no speakers...that means no music. and why? its all because i was trying to play back the dictionary entries. those vulgar entries.

bad omens. bad.

but back to the fact....no speakers!
just buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing.

*special thanks to r.j. and his online support. if you have bugs in ur pants or computer, he's da man.


"rick" gates


more of the antichrist..for good measure.

had an interesting chat with christine today. it was in terms of the word shit and whether or not it had a past tense - that being "shat". she shared a personal anecdote about the verb and how, yes, in fact, there is such a past tense form of a slang term.

this conversation eventually led to about 15minutes of fun.
and so now, i share with you, what she shared with me. however, i took it upon myself to take it beyond "shat". oh yes.

shall we?.......


shit
this one has a sorta western variaton to it. i picture a cowboy screamin this version after stepping on a cowpie.

me
your dad (sounds better when the lady says it..dont you agree? she has conviction in her intonation)


you when you dont wanna go through with something.


and that concludes today's lesson. more fun next time.

believe me.

but hey, about the last post...that certainly doesn't mean that i don't like girls with hair.

now that'd be absurd.

i really don't.

anyhow, i tried to have my daily nap. my power nap..that usually power-up's my day. however, that ain't happening.

i think i had too much caffine earlier today. the preworkout coke and oh henry, used to elevate my blood sugar levels, is showing me its ugly side of the day.

but yea...saw this pretty girl. she had a shaved head. chinese i think. pretty though.
hope she's not lesbian.

i have that case again.

i dunno if any of you ever get this, but when i eat pizza..or even smell it sometimes, it - being cheese, it seems to stick with me for the whole day. it kinda leaves me to wonder if i inhale so hard that a chunk of the ooey-gooey gets stuck in my nose hairs.

fucking gross. after awhile, smells like vomit. really bad vomit..pink in color. like the time it was Easter mass about 11 years ago and my family was on the balcony of the church. i heard and saw some lady on the lower level puke. it was nasty.

i guess it was the overcrowded conditions and lack of air conditioning at the time. then again, it could've been one of the collector's hairpieces. upon seeing that, i would've probably puked too.

anyhow, after awhile that woman's fully digested lunch had a stench that hovered up to where we were. what's worse is it stayed there.

see how i remember such dumbass things? funny. i was probably traumatized by the whole event.

but yea, back to the point...this cheese smell..it's with me...almost like an entity in itself.


gorgonzola i think.

in other words, im done studying for the day.
if the NCCP doesn't approve of my coaching technique tomorrow, then screw 'em. im maxxed.

im also starving. we're taking pops out for dinner tonite.
just waiting for moms to get off work.

man im starving. ill say it a third time for good measure....

man im starving.

yea, it seems we dont seem to value father's day as much as we do with its mother's counterpart.

its all good though. big ups to pops all over the world.

ok..i am now here. sorry for the inconvenience that i caused to anyone who has linked me.

so yea, find me here from now on - not dirty wears.

not too happy with this new one...(yet)

well, it seems that my dirty underwears went down after blogger switched over to this new stuff.
notice i didnt say "crap". i kinda like the new layout thats why.

i want my archives back.

anyhow..here's a fresh start, just for the sake of being fresh.