first off, we'll list jay's pinnacles of life list...not from the beginning, and not to the end..just for the NOW.
they go as follows:
1. get my G-licence
2. get my degree errr should i say degrees (those could be bachelor's, master's, black belt, protractor, thermometer etc. whatever)
3. have a career that i love and that's fulfilling ("if you love what you're doing, you'll never work a day in your life" - famous lines)
4. get married
5. have some kids (and set up a nice big swing set for them. maybe even buy them power wheels)
6. retire
7. die

[it's supposed to be funny, so please don't take the dying part too much to heart]

but yea..on with the entry we shall go...
we'll take it back to yesterday so yea, like a comic book...

earlier that week...

or more specifically, the day before...

the darkest cloud over my head as i walked home from the bus stop couldn't get me down.
the coldest winds and hard-pelting rain failed to do the same too.

shoot, even my athletic injuries lab couldn't bring this schmuck down. that is...i had my groin wrapped by a guy..and had to do the same. [oh, the gay horrors]. altho fully clothed, i don't like having my face near another man's crotch nor do i enjoy having him feel the eminating heat coming off mine, all the while during his encircling of my waist. no sirrie. it's all good though, we switched up partners and i got to wrap a girl and she me, so yea..i ain't complaining. and beyond that, the very attractive substitute lab instructor for athletic injuries (a sub cause my teacher got married on saturday and is probably gonna be away for the next two, most likely banging her husband's brains out in hawaii..but you didn't hear that from me - excuse my language also. although i use foul language, i try to be nice about it) wrapped my sweaty, moist socked foot..with her face just centimetres from my toes - naw, that couldn't bring me down either. good news is though, i can wrap! so yes, friends, go out and participate in high-risk physical activity without worries - i shall save you with my wraps!

one might wonder why my foot was so moist up until this point. maybe not..maybe you just conclude that im a dirty unhygenic dickworm. that's not the case, i assure you. it was due to my nike shox...last time i get leather runners...they can't breathe properly, so yea..foam's the way to go. on top of that, i was kinda anxious in the morning...just a bit. so yea, i guess that made my feet kinda sweaty. its ok..im clean, i promise. wanna smell?......it's like pot pourri and fresh baked bread all into one. kinda warming, if you will.

so we go further and investigate...i'll lead you by the hand...

why was my anxiety levels up???

i had my G2 exit test! in other words, i had my road test..in ontario (yes gay ontario, canada) we call that going for your graduated G-licence. awww yea.

so to end things abruptly, in my latest style, i passed.

so yea, long driving here we come. and personally, im one of those types that just gets into a car and drives off...i might not know where to, but one day, i might just take off...till i run outta those damn fossil fuels that is. ya know the byproduct of sedimentary rock formations. si signore, gasoline.

one pinnacle down..a few more to go.
just a reminder, im maturing and im diggin it...wowwwwwwww.
keep yer eyes peeled for a self-actualization & introspection entry soon down the road, na' mean.

in conclusion,
SWEET JUBILATION.


or one might say..JAYbilation.
oh!



a beautiful ride for a beautiful man who drives most beautifully along the land.

actually, its mom's car. and really, should a man be beautiful???? ewwww

thanks jaypreza (aka smoothass ride).




yeah!@!!