i can't believe it.
no sireee billy bob thorton!

to him,
YOU FOOL!

you have a good girl.
it takes a while to find that.
i'd like to have something like that.
i haven't even found that.
you have found that, yet you go and do that.

good one.

although im your boy, all i can say is...
nice move, smooth cat.

however, im here if you need some help.

to her,
you got me all wrong.
i never said i wanted my old boy..i.e. the old him back.
although i dont get to chill with him as much, i never said i wanted the old him back.
it's cool with me.
dont ever think like that. and please, dont ever make assumptions about me.

i dunno if he made you any better, but as an onlooker i can honestly say you made him better. a lot better. and for that, i wouldn't trade what he is now for what he was, no matter what circumstances were before.

now, two of you should debate, and i jason, shall moderate.

yall hear me out?
and that my two friends, is my two cents.

alot of you think im talkn bout a person or persons huh?...in reality, im talkn bout my oscar mayer sandwich. they put this salt substitute and well..i just aint feelin it....


[silence cause its a tough crowd tonite]

must i make a mockery out of everything???

my apologies.

keep your head up.