haha i lost my schedule for this week. oh well, there's only tomorrow for this week's schedule so no biggie. right???


WRONG.
i call in, trying to be the good employee...yanno, JUST TO MAKE SURE im not working...and then they try and con me into working from 230pm-1130pm..can you believe that?

a closing shift!!!

but me being the one of the sharpest knives in the cupboard, instead, declined the weasel offer and instead, insisted, since i want SOME hours, that i work an opening shift till 2pm.

HA!
THEY TOOK ME UP ON IT. damn i like making up my own shifts...THAT'S THE 2ND TIME THIS WEEK!

happy weekend. this is supposed to be the busiest shopping weekend of the whole
year.

drink lots of fluids and drop lots of dollars and drink lots of alcohol afterwards too..that's my advice.

my name is jason. i refuse to wear VON DOUCHE-BAG gear.
but if you happen to sport it..then so be it...YA BUNCHA DOUCHE-BAGS.

love, jay.


one last thing..cause i never shuddup...
current sounds that keep echoing inside of my cranium:
1. rocks' "ugh"
2. japes' rendition of "hey santa" at varying high and low tones.



["NORM!"]