i forgot to mention this yesterday, but yea...

they got him!
i thought that fool was dead.
he's in for a world of trouble now.


[now tell me this, please anyone...
now that they have him in custody,
WHO THE HELL IS GONNA DELIVER THE KIDS THEIR GIFTS THIS YEAR?!!!
WHO?!]

rumour has it that he had a can or two of spam in his spider hole. awesome! me and the evil dictator do have something in common - that being our love for pseudo-processed meats and meat by products.

rumour also has it that he was eating nothing other than.........MARS BARS?!!!....?????
and ya'll thought he hated everything about the exciting states of america.
c'mon now.


["how we gonna deal with it? i'll tell you how we're gonna deal with it. we're gonna castrate him first. then...then we're gonna make him eat catcrap with a knit-needle...then...then we're gonna put him on fear factor....yea...that's it! give him some of those testicles to eat...hey, maybe we'll even feed him his own...and that high-wire stunt...yea...that'd be just great too..and then....then we'll......."]