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*inspired by a monologue in spike lee`s "the 25th hour".

fuck you.

fuck pictures giving me the finger, physically implying "fuck you".

yes, fuck you asianavenue with your wack online, fraudulent representation of asians living in the western world. not all of us have civics, thug, dress like scandalous hoes or type LiKe ThIs..or LIKE DISH..because DISH JUS BEEZ SO KEWL.
you need to get a better set up and stop using green for your web-toolbar. it`s getting tired. what you need to do, is bring back the pager and the member points. i need a gatdamn shirt and keychain.

fuck you asian males with all of your many facets.

fuck the "ricers" with their dropped civics and their westwings body kits. fuck darknights.
fuck the carshows, with their overpriced admission tickets and their washed-up participants.
fuck carshow hoes who have nothing better to do than lay on cars with their oversized, purchased glands coming out at all directions and their legs spread-eagle on top of 300+ horses.
fuck paul walker, vin diesel, tyrese and the whole fast and the furious hype.
fuck racing in shitbox rides. you wanna race? let`s go to the nearest clay track...we`ll settle this like champions. all you need are your nikes.

fuck asian guys at clubs who wear the stupidest looking clothing. you fucking pansies.fuck asian partystuds who have closets full of black dress shirts. i don`t give a fuck if the difference between this shirt and that one is how the buttons are being hiddenby some new modern design. fuck you. you only need one.
fuck you all who wear white pants. do you think you`re a fucking milkman? get the hell outta here.
fuck streaked hair and frosted tips. you`re not ricky martin. stop trying to live la vida loca. you ain`t crazy, you just look gay.
fuck all of you in the clubs who dance with no rhythm whatsoever.
on the extreme, fuck all of you who think you`re the dopest dancer since michael jackson. you wanna show off?...go on soultrain. i hear nsync needs backup dancers too.

fuck pencil-thin kinked eyebrows, moustaches and sideburns. who the fuck cut your balls off and placed them on doilies?

fuck asian thugs. you ain`t a killer. you never packed. hustlers have no time to surf. how bout exchanging that ridiculous hat and those ridiculous XXXL throw-back jerseys of yours for a fucking mirror and some eyeglasses. do you know how retarded you look? your whole day must go into your whole image..the walk..the talk..the slang..the gear. holy shit, join a rec centre. use that time wisely.


fuck asian girls and their many facets.
fuck scandalous asian girls (the good ones dont deserve tough, chewy beefage from me).
fuck the hoes with their webcam pics, who are in great need of some fucking attention.
fuck the skeezoids who wear what appears to be j-cloths as skirts and toddler sized tops.
fuck carmodels.
fuck girls who are so vein. you dont gotta wear makeup to the gym. shit, there`s probably enough stained makeup on your pillow to make 1000 ronald mc donalds.
fuckgirls who act smart. everyone knows the books you read were required readings during hiskool. you don`t like reading...you`re not the total package. give it up.
fuck asian girls who complain about asian guys having small dicks, being scrawny and short. shit, we don`t knock you for having small tits and a lack of ass, shut your fucking traps. we love you regardless. know that, you dumbfucks.

fuck young girls who think they`re 25. you wanna be on the next jenny jones?..cut that shit out.

fuck drugs and fuck young kids who use drugs. that shit will get you nowhere.

fuck asiaphiles who prey on my asian sisters with their contorted views of how "tight" and exotic the orient is. try that shit on my niece and i`ll cut your balls off and feed `em to you, potnah.

fuck photoshop. how bout learning excel? or office? something you can actually use? no, screw that. how bout you get your ass off the computer and go read..watch t.v...shit, go workout. do something!

fuck alcohol. and fuck asians who always gotta take a picture of alcohol-filled events. such folk often have pictures displaying the merry ol` fucking joyous time they had while drinking. noone cares if you`re holding a beer, martini or vodka bottle..alchohol isn`t a fucking rare diamond the size of a fist; it`s readily available to everyone. getting plastered ain`t no thang.

fuck dragon cartoons and those gifs of little asians. fuck asian tunes..those beautiful sounding asian songs that people play on their page. play that shit on your own time. i dont understand nor wanna hear that racket.fuck you.

fuck ignorant asians. yes, i will say it again..fuck ignorant asians. fuck you for not accepting indians and pakistanis into asianavenue. brown asians are asians too you fucking retards..go buy an atlas.
fuck ignorant asians who knock non-asians for being on this site. get your nose lowered and show them the finer points of your culture instead of witholding valuable knowledge that facilitates understanding and respect.
fuck chatrooms where nobody has anything to say. it`s a fucking chat...let`s chat then.

fuckfilipinos who deny being filipino or who despise their culture. these are the worst kinds of people. i cant speak for other asians, but these types of filipinos are the worst, i swear....extreme evil. you`re not black..chinese..spanish or hawaiian. you never were, you never will be. give it up. they`re all in our blood, however, its not what you or your parents are.

fuck filipinos who are overly proud of being filipino. humble is the way to go about it.

fuck you all who don`t practice what you preach. it`s okay to sin once in awhile, but don`t say you`re an angel when you murder on the weekends. you say Jesus Christ is your saviour and you say you live like he does. however, more often than not, you find yourselves fornicating, swearing, and wrong-doing everyone around you. you live a vice-filled life opposed to what you call and believe to be the "holy scripture". J.C. wouldn`t approve. rot in hell you cocks. be mindful of what kind of preaching you do. you`re no better than anyone else.

fuck you all with your html pop-up message boxes and scrolling, glowing marquees.
fuck javascripters. you think you`re slick dont you?

fuck all of you who get mad cause someone jacked your page. it`s a fucking webpage - you`re not making money off it. besides, imitation is the highest form of flattery. be flattered, you fuck.

there are many morefuck you`s to go around, but there`s not enough space, so fuck this little html codebox used for editing.

finally, fuck you jason ryan de los Reyes.
yes, fuck you for wasting time typing this shit. fuck you for not accepting the valuable and fundatmental variablity within the world. everyone should be different. nobody is perfect. shit, you`re not even perfect. so yea,a big fuck you - courtesy of you.

and with that said..have a fucking good nite.


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