*inspired by a monologue in spike lee`s "the 25th hour".
fuc>k you.
fu>ck pictures giving me the finger, physically implying "fu>ck you".
yes, fuc>k you asianavenue with your wack online, fraudulent representation of asians living in the western world. not all of us have civics, thug, dress like scandalous hoes or type LiKe ThIs..or LIKE DISH..because DISH JUS BEEZ SO KEWL. you need to get a better set up and stop using green for your web-toolbar. it`s getting tired. what you need to do, is bring back the pager and the member points. i need a gatdamn shirt and keychain.
fuc>k you asian males with all of your many facets.
fuc>k the "ricers" with their dropped civics and their westwings body kits. fuc>k darknights. fuc>k the carshows, with their overpriced admission tickets and their washed-up participants. fuc>k carshow ho>es who have nothing better to do than lay on cars with their oversized, purchased glands coming out at all directions and their legs spread-eagle on top of 300+ horses. fuc>k paul walker, vin diesel, tyrese and the whole fast and the furious hype. fuc>k racing in sh>itbox rides. you wanna race? let`s go to the nearest clay track...we`ll settle this like champions. all you need are your nikes.
fuc>k asian guys at clubs who wear the stupidest looking clothing. you fuc>king pansies.fuc>k asian partystuds who have closets full of black dress shirts. i don`t give a fuc>k if the difference between this shirt and that one is how the buttons are being hiddenby some new modern design. fuc>k you. you only need one. fuc>k you all who wear white pants. do you think you`re a fuc>king milkman? get the hell outta here. fuc>k streaked hair and frosted tips. you`re not ricky martin. stop trying to live la vida loca. you ain`t crazy, you just look gay. fuc>k all of you in the clubs who dance with no rhythm whatsoever. on the extreme, fuc>k all of you who think you`re the dopest dancer since michael jackson. you wanna show off?...go on soultrain. i hear nsync needs backup dancers too.
fuc>k pencil-thin kinked eyebrows, moustaches and sideburns. who the fu>ck cut your balls off and placed them on doilies?
fuc>k asian thugs. you ain`t a killer. you never packed. hustlers have no time to surf. how bout exchanging that ridiculous hat and those ridiculous XXXL throw-back jerseys of yours for a fu>cking mirror and some eyeglasses. do you know how retarded you look? your whole day must go into your whole image..the walk..the talk..the slang..the gear. holy shi>t, join a rec centre. use that time wisely.
fuc>k asian girls and their many facets. fuc>k scandalous asian girls (the good ones dont deserve tough, chewy beefage from me). fuc>k the h>oes with their webcam pics, who are in great need of some fuc>king attention. fuc>k the skeezoids who wear what appears to be j-cloths as skirts and toddler sized tops. fuc>k carmodels. fuc>k girls who are so vein. you dont gotta wear makeup to the gym. sh>it, there`s probably enough stained makeup on your pillow to make 1000 ronald mc donalds. fuc>kgirls who act smart. everyone knows the books you read were required readings during hiskool. you don`t like reading...you`re not the total package. give it up. fuc>k asian girls who complain about asian guys having small di>cks, being scrawny and short. sh>it, we don`t knock you for having small t>its and a lack of as>s, shut your fuc>king traps. we love you regardless. know that, you dumbfu>cks.
fuc>k young girls who think they`re 25. you wanna be on the next jenny jones?..cut that sh>it out.
fuc>k drugs and fuc>k young kids who use drugs. that sh>it will get you nowhere.
fuc>k asiaphiles who prey on my asian sisters with their contorted views of how "tight" and exotic the orient is. try that sh>it on my niece and i`ll cut your bal>ls off and feed `em to you, potnah.
fuc>k photoshop. how bout learning excel? or office? something you can actually use? no, screw that. how bout you get your a>ss off the computer and go read..watch t.v...shi>t, go workout. do something!
fuc>k alcohol. and f>uck asians who always gotta take a picture of alcohol-filled events. such folk often have pictures displaying the merry ol` fuc>king joyous time they had while drinking. noone cares if you`re holding a beer, martini or vodka bottle..alchohol isn`t a fuc>king rare diamond the size of a fist; it`s readily available to everyone. getting plastered ain`t no thang.
fuc>k dragon cartoons and those gifs of little asians. fuc>k asian tunes..those beautiful sounding asian songs that people play on their page. play that shi>t on your own time. i dont understand nor wanna hear that racket.fuc>k you.
fuc>k ignorant asians. yes, i will say it again..fuc>k ignorant asians. fuc>k you for not accepting indians and pakistanis into asianavenue. brown asians are asians too you fuc>king retards..go buy an atlas. fuc>k ignorant asians who knock non-asians for being on this site. get your nose lowered and show them the finer points of your culture instead of witholding valuable knowledge that facilitates understanding and respect. fuc>k chatrooms where nobody has anything to say. it`s a fuc>king chat...let`s chat then.
fuc>kfilipinos who deny being filipino or who despise their culture. these are the worst kinds of people. i cant speak for other asians, but these types of filipinos are the worst, i swear....extreme evil. you`re not black..chinese..spanish or hawaiian. you never were, you never will be. give it up. they`re all in our blood, however, its not what you or your parents are.
fuc>k filipinos who are overly proud of being filipino. humble is the way to go about it.
fuc>k you all who don`t practice what you preach. it`s okay to sin once in awhile, but don`t say you`re an angel when you murder on the weekends. you say Jesus Christ is your saviour and you say you live like he does. however, more often than not, you find yourselves fornicating, swearing, and wrong-doing everyone around you. you live a vice-filled life opposed to what you call and believe to be the "holy scripture". J.C. wouldn`t approve. rot in hell you co>cks. be mindful of what kind of preaching you do. you`re no better than anyone else.
fuc>k you all with your html pop-up message boxes and scrolling, glowing marquees. fuc>k javascripters. you think you`re slick dont you?
fuc>k all of you who get mad cause someone ja>cked your page. it`s a fuc>king webpage - you`re not making money off it. besides, imitation is the highest form of flattery. be flattered, you fuc>k.
there are many morefuc>k you`s to go around, but there`s not enough space, so fuc>k this little html codebox used for editing.
finally, fuc>k you jason ryan de los Reyes. yes, fuc>k you for wasting time typing this sh>it. fuc>k you for not accepting the valuable and fundatmental variablity within the world. everyone should be different. nobody is perfect. sh>it, you`re not even perfect. so yea,a big fuc>k you - courtesy of you.