
look at this! it's 730am on a sunday morning..the first day of my reading week too!
what the heck am i doing up?
am i sick because im tired or am i tired because im sick?
when you get these head colds...sorry, when
I get these head colds, its funny how i can feel all the pressure building up in my head. if you look really closely, you can see the veins sticking out of my temples and forehead under no conscious control of mine whatsoever. and my sinuses..dont even get me started with those.
it's all good though.
today feels like one of those days where when your mom asks you if your feeling any better, you can reply, "yea im 85% better".
uhuh...it's one of those days.
but back to this pressure in my head....if i had the job to make a nasal decongestion commercial/cold & flu medicine, i'd zoom into my nose...then pan up to my forehead.
next red waves of what appear to be heat would be radiating off of an animation of my nasal passages and inner-skull. of course, like most commercials of this nature, such an illustration would be accompanied by a woman or man explaining how this brand X medication actually works (without sounding too technical or jargonish, of course).
after this little explanation, the camera would zoom out and with the help of up-to-date and

advanced animation procedures, my head would transformed into a pressure cooker. as a result, post-usage of this med would cause the pressure release (which by my direction, would be located above both of my ears) would be released. there would also be those steam-release sound effects..like the old steam engines which ran along the canadian pacific railway used to make during the gold rush of the past.
the 1minute+ segement would conclude with me smiling and holding/endorsing this magical elixir.
yea.
that's my commercial; if i ever did a commercial.
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