"Friends" ends tonite. that sucks balls. im really tired from all the work ive been doing over the last 2 days. if you really wanna know, i fenced a backyard and partially completed a backyard deck/patio over in hamilton - that's a nicely tanned jason with a well-earned $200 worth of cash, tax free! but yea..im tired. and what's more? i came home today starving after working so hard..and there was no dinner. usually i can cook whatever..whenever..if im NOT tired and if THERE ARE available ingredients. today however, i made myself this - we'll call it jay's fried italian salami and egg sandwich.
before i share this secret recipe with you...one more element of sadness....this deal is gonna be gone in roughly 15 hours. i just might have to bid. we shall see.

CHEF JAY'S EXQUISITE GOURMET FRIED ITALIAN SALAMI & EGG SANDWICH

ingredients
2 omega-3 eggs
4 slices of italian salami (possibly stale. who knows how long that was in the fridge?)
2 italian or portugese buns obtained from the nearest bakery (possibly day old for full jay effect)
french's moustard to taste
2 table spoons of kraft light sun-dried tomato salad dressing
small amount of pam cooking spray

directions
on high, heat up pam-sprayed frying pan until hot..and i mean searing hot. fry eggs to your desire (mine were over-easy. ours can be scrambled, sunny-side up etc. i dont think ). while frying, prepare buns by spreading mustard on each according to your palate's desire. place cooked eggs on buns - 1 to each bun. quickly add salami slices without adding additional fat (cooking spray or other) to your pan. the fat from the salami will melt down and cook itself preventing any sticking (although this recipe is disgusting as is, i am still a kinesiologist and i still cut down on dietary fat when possible). when crisp, add 2 slices each to a bun. lightly drizzle sun-dried dressing and serve immediately.

when famished, follow my lead and eat within a 5-minute time frame.


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in relation, more or less...

they have a spam museum!!
i was watching food network late at nite, yesterday and they had this countdown for the 10 fab food museums!!! spam was number 1!!!
and y'all thought hawaiians and filipinos were the only folks infatuated with the canned delicacy.
HA!

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[aloha, spam!]