here's a good article. if you sport a vagina, READ NOW!!!
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wow, i really am bronzed now. you know, i was working outside all day today?!!!
that's 9 hours under direct sunlight. which is why i get irritated when i hear other filipinos...GOING TANNING!!....?!!!
cmon..you dont need to pay for a tan. just go out for 3 hours and your fried ass can pass for a zimbabwe native.
paid tanning...HA! i laugh.
looks like tomorrow imma have to pack a $1 rain poncho.
then again..we'll do this in style and maybe ill sport my gap raincoat..mad from rubber!!
im like a working condom...or not.
[i miss my lab work.
i honestly, and whole-heartedly miss my lab work]
ok..no more computer for now. i gotta go exercise.
why??? not for aesthetic reasons..because surely, that's so juvenile, coming from a kine major. my training is for the soul purpose of function and being fit...not simply for looking good. im trying to improve my vo2 max..and my heart's bradycardia...big pecs and tight glutes...that's so 1998! but hey..if my body happens to turn some heads as a result..and in addition..then so be it. but yo, i ain't complaining.
immune system activated to high security..STARTING...now.
and for fuck's sake, will all this phlegm ever be gone???
and one more "for fuck's sake"....HOW THE FUCK DOES MR. JONES GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT?!!
how? that's wack.
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wow, i really am bronzed now. you know, i was working outside all day today?!!!
that's 9 hours under direct sunlight. which is why i get irritated when i hear other filipinos...GOING TANNING!!....?!!!
cmon..you dont need to pay for a tan. just go out for 3 hours and your fried ass can pass for a zimbabwe native.
paid tanning...HA! i laugh.
looks like tomorrow imma have to pack a $1 rain poncho.
then again..we'll do this in style and maybe ill sport my gap raincoat..mad from rubber!!
im like a working condom...or not.
[i miss my lab work.
i honestly, and whole-heartedly miss my lab work]
ok..no more computer for now. i gotta go exercise.
why??? not for aesthetic reasons..because surely, that's so juvenile, coming from a kine major. my training is for the soul purpose of function and being fit...not simply for looking good. im trying to improve my vo2 max..and my heart's bradycardia...big pecs and tight glutes...that's so 1998! but hey..if my body happens to turn some heads as a result..and in addition..then so be it. but yo, i ain't complaining.
immune system activated to high security..STARTING...now.
and for fuck's sake, will all this phlegm ever be gone???
and one more "for fuck's sake"....HOW THE FUCK DOES MR. JONES GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT?!!
how? that's wack.
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most fave myths women have about men:
He's spoiling me, so he must have plenty of money
"No, I don't," assures Brady, 49. "I'm going a little outside my comfort level to woo you, but plan to return gradually to my normal level as you fall, hopefully, madly in love with me."
my thoughts: you sleazy scheming bastards. hahaha! if you men are eventually going to digress back to the slugs that you are, then don't bother trying to woo me. Poor man? I'll kick you to the curb lol. Jk, I dont want a man to support me.
wow...the fire. the independence!! i love it!! but thats mean...kicking us to the curb?..for being what we are???? deceptive, scheming slugs???
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