it's 3minutes to 1am and i just made myself a black forest ham sandwich.
there was toasted whole wheat texas toast involved, 3 generously sliced portions of black forest ham, and mustard.
out of nowhere i get these cravings.
my metabolism has accelerated faster than mario andretti on PCP.
i owe it all to my loving sweetheart, ms caffine.
i told y'all i get extra lean during exams.

let's get naked.


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and for your viewing pleasure, which i think i'll occassionaly do on this blog...
a wrestling flashback...


[marty jannetty and shawn michaels]


[bastion booger]

look at his hooters! ewwwwwwwwwwww