my job is too good.
and the benefits, well, there are no benefits; i just benefit.

to the red-headed girl who came in last week and again today...if you're asking for my name because you really appreciate my service, then thank you. if on the other hand, you're saying im nice and youre stuffing clothes in your 4 big bags while my attention has been diverted, then motherfuck, i will cut your throat you fucking bitch.
i don't care much for shopliftting. actually, if youre gonna steal - go steal..just dont insult my intelligence and contort my reasoning...steal - just do it while im not looking; don't insult me.

to the young chinese woman who i helped to buy a suit today, you are so gatdamn magnificent! there's something about a young woman in a suit that leaves me at a loss for words.
there's something about a young chinese girl in a suit that will burst the zipper off my black slacks.
girls who carry themselves with dignity without being proud - you get mad props.
i even got mad props from her parents and beyond that..the suit was on sale! the motherfucking blazer alone was reduced from $160 to $59.99..i hook up my asian sisters nice.

to the desperate housewife (a.k.a. one of the dozens of milfs who drop in) shopping for her son, cut down on the flirting and grabbing me..and yes, i will be working boxing day; yes, my name is jason..unfortunately, no i will not and cannot have sex with you in the fitting room...stop grabbing me all over and eyeball fucking me..and again, no we cannot fuck in the fitting room. and yes, i know jason is a nice and common name..stop praising my name - we're still not fucking.

to the blonde girl that was bursting out of her blazer...with the big knockers and the dopey looking boyfriend, please come back.

to anyone reading this, shopper's drug mart has a sale on reese-peanut butter cups (regular sized 3 packs) going at 99cents for 2 packs! if you do the calculus, that's less than a buck for 6 peanut butter cups! add a 69cent of berry-flavoured sparkling water and you have a high calorie snack to get you through the 2nd half of your 8 hour shift at mexx...all under 2 dollas...holla!

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