[scenario: saturday sidewalk sale at the mall]

half of gay-man couple: where are the men's clothes?

jay: these two racks are men's clothes, the other three are women's.

h.o.g.c: [attempt to be coy and place mexx fashion consultant in awkward position] so where are all the gay men's clothes?

j: [quick on the draw; looking around and both hands directing towards all racks - to emphasize wit] everywhere around us (i.e. all the racks are gay men's clothes)!!

h.o.g.c: [laughing hysterically] good answer!!!

j: [laughing and smiling at personal sharpness]


you're gay man. that's cool with me...i'm a visible minority - i've been through my share of shit, believe me.
so what if you're gay??? welcome to the 90s; everyone's gay!
i don't give you shit for being who you are nor do i give my self shit for you being who you are.


[do yo' thang, mans! do yo thang!]

my sense of humour attempts to trickle towards all aspects of life for everyone to enjoy.