a co-worker explained to me, after i had done it, that sneezing 3x in a row means someone loves you. i guess therefore, in that case, someone loved me.



recently, because of these gatdamn allergies of mine, i sneezed a total of 6 or 7 consecutive sneezes. now what the heck is 6 supposed to mean? someone out there lusts me? someone out there, as you read this, is masturbating to images of me?

is that what 6 means?

im touched...and very flattered.