i fucking hate vin diesel. but when someone in my house rented the movie xxx a year ago, i had to admit, i fell kinda in love with this movie. there's really no plot. there is however a few hot russian girls...a lot of shit exploding...lots of guns and these ridiculous stunts.

here we are again and xxx is on tv. theyre at this scene in some kind of rave. vinny is getting fresh with the girl before she disses him. they cut to some big mansion house party where i know shit is gonna go down. i'd like to say this is a low budget movie, but i cant - there are just too many million dollar shots and stunts.

xxx is one of these really shitty movies that i love to hate but love secretly. viva eastern europe!
where is that schlong vin diesel nowadays anyhow? last i heard, he was doing disney. fucking sellout.

what is he anyways?..black? italian? blacktalian? hes like the male mariah carey.


[ok, youre big..now stop wearing wife beaters]

ice cube as xxx...that's something beyond my apprehension.

p.s. men really shoudnt wear fur coats, i dont care what the circumstance.