ahem *nudge nudge*
today would've been a good day to take a G2 exit driving exam.

unfortunately, the ontario ministry of transportation believes otherwise. they felt it was beneficial that they remain closed today. they believe that friday's blackout is reason to remain closed even till today and eventhough power is almost back to full capacity within our grid. and eventhough you dont need that much electricity to power some lights and the computers, the ministry felt it was beneficial to fuck me over today. eventhough i've been awaiting this day all summer...and eventhough this is a pinnacle in jay's life's checklist next to 'cop your degrees' and 'get married', today just didn't happen.

i dunno how the hell imma book another date. i just wanna get this over with before skool starts cause God knows im not gonna have any time during study periods.

lesson, kids: don't loaft on getting your licence. im 21 years old and still a G2 driver - same as a lot of 17 year olds. that's just great. how pathetic.

for those of you outside of ontario reading this, our driver licencing system requires 3, yes 3 gay-ass levels.

G1 - written test
G2 - street worthy
G - street and highway worthy

balls. balls i say, balls.

well im ready, so fuck, if anyone wants to donate their own appointment to me, please..feel free and contact my frustrated ass.

it's hot today. fuck you government, im turning on my a/c full power just like ive been doing for the last few days. you fuck me, i fuck you - that's the policy.

g'day.