hahahah done with aa. well updating for now, but come september, siyanora suckaz no more visitations either.
anyone wanna place bets on how long i can stay away of if i can stay away for that matter?

"another dimension, new galaxy - intergalactic planetary!"

im really missing skool. i miss the girlies.
i miss gymnastics, strength training, european team handball, and of course...the cha-cha, foxtrot and swing that comes along with ballroom dance.

but hey, its ok tho. its ok tho...this year i got yoga and tai chi....IN THE SAME DAMN DAY! oh! imagine how relaxed imma be? geez. so yea, if anyone needs favours from me, cash, or kidney donations, be sure to contact me on either mondays or wednesdays of the fall. come winter session, i got.......track and field! kinesiology rules, no matter where you be! but yea, bout track, we gotta do pole vaulting.
isnt that just fucking great? i mean gymnastics was great...the flips, rings, highbars, parallel bars and dismounts where all happy, great times. now however, i get to trust my whole body's weight to a carbon fiber pole or rod while i propel myself (or not) over a clearance that stands about 13 feet off the ground. isnt this great. for some reason, i think the pole is gonna end up in my ass.

dunno how, but i betcha. id put my money on that one. peace out. imma make some duccets (thats cash to those in special education) today! holla if ya hear me.

one more thing, big brother starts his job at ibm. holla! so if any ibm'ers are having problems and you call the tech line, that just might be he...we sound the same almost so you can just pretend its me, milkfart, helping you reign terror on glitches and viruses all over your computer's internal universe. i mean if it were up to me, id shrink myself, and walk into the computer like they did on owl t.v. when they would explore insect habitats. anyone remember that??...ok, rambling again...ill shuddup.

coffee time. ah yea.



"yes ibm tech-support here. what's that? your computer is fucked up? hold on sir, please stop raising your voice and swearing. sir..sir...it's not my fault you have too much kiddie porn on your computer's hard drive..but..sir..yes i understand that...sir...to fix the problem....all you..yes sir...all you gotta do is...FUCK YOURSELF. bye. thank you for using tech-support here at IBM. glad to help ya jag-off computer illiterate scumbag."

one last thing, i really believe that biz markie doing benny and the jets is gold. hahahhaa