i wake up the the glorious morning sound of my italian, middle-aged neighbour coughing up a lung. the festivities then proceed to him spitting his alveoli out onto my/our shared front lawn.

least it keeps the weeds away.

some advice..buy johnsonville breakfast sausages. more specifically, be wise like me and choose the maple flavour.

they're the bestus!

hey, with a sausage company named johnsonville...how you gonna go wrong?


where exactly is this "johnsonville"? are white people only allowed there?

haha look, a sausage with eyes!
my sausage only has one eye. if you look closely at it, you just might see where im coming from.



if you didn't like the american website, check out the chinese johnsons.
if you look closely at the centre of the screen, you might find what i did. think the white man is trying to hypnotize us with their johnsons. i think that's just it.

remember, just dont stare too long.