i went to the gym today. at a pretty odd hour for my personal preference. i mean usually its the noon shift..lets say 11 to 2..somewhere in there. yea thats right, only cause its most convenient for me and i like starting my day fit. its the rejuvenation factor of excercise..trust me kids. it goes back to sport and excercise pysch last year, first semester. but hey, that has nothing to do with anything, and once again, im just rambling off.

so i go to the gym at around 3 today...330 or around there to be more exact. and what's going on you might ask?

it's the hunnie-shift that's whats going on. geez.

i mean some of the girls at the gym during my regular noon shift have their moments, and shoot, some of them are very easy on my eyes...but gotdaaamn, most are hoodrats. anyhow, yea, that's the hunnie-shift, f.y.i., friends.

anyhow, who else was at the gym today?....that damn she-man that i had an argument with a few months ago. i dunno if anyone remembers, but yea, that freak was there;
*shivers* i think imma have nitemares tonite. thanks lady...or thanks guy..or thanks you freak.

which brings me to the jest of today's lecture. why do some women wanna look like men? why do some women wanna be built?

[aside for a second] girls..sweet girls...to all girls who workout, it is physically impossible for you to look like a man with big shoulders, a flat chiseled chest and huge arms..believe me, this is my field of study, and ill restate it again, it is impossible, under normal circumstances, regardless of how hard a female trains, to ever look like a man.

so with that said, girls, go lift weights. if you wanna lose fat quickly, gain muscle to burn the fat instead of trying to rely strictly on cardio activities (ie biking, running, etc.). muscles are like a fat-burning furnace, if you gain muscle, you'll readily burn more fat, more efficiently. so yea, put that in your pipe and smoke it. actually dont. please dont, smoking is bad. besides, it turns me off. and we all know you gotta keep me turned on....right?..no?..k, ill shuddup.[end aside]

so back to the she-mans...the only way to look like a man, as previously stated is to take growth hormones and/or steroids. you see, testosterone (a hormone) is responsible for muscle growth. because men have an excess of it, and are constantly producing large volumes of it via the "testicles", the balls, the nuggets, jewels, timbits, etc., men tend to and should get larger muscles. it's the way of the world.

now i ask my million dollar question of the day: why do some women take testosterone???

don't you/they know its a fucked up thing?
dont you see us men get all aggravated and hostile? it's the testosterone.
don't you see us drooling over a slab of red meat? it's testosterone.
don't you understand why we're always horny? testosterone.
the hair...not on your head, but every where else...????.....testosterone!

nuff said. so with that off my chest, i hope any chicks out there planning on taking growth hormones or the notorious testosterone, think twice before they act.


the infamous.

besides, the female form is what attracts males. geez...freaks.
the male form is ugly anyhow. i dont even know why girls are attracted to us. its the most grotesque thing. sharp edges, things hangning out all flacid or standing erect etc.

female form is much more preferred. thank God girls love guys..well, at least the majority that is. i dunno why..but thank God.

if i were a chick, id probably be a dyke who stares at herself all day. but hey, that's just me, herbie the pervie.

-jason, the self-proclaimed funny sport scientist


'da fuck?

you know how to tell?...its the square jaw structure (result of acromegly via growth hormone) and if youre lucky enough to hear, the deep voice (via the increased durabilty and strengthened cartilage of the trachea and larynx - voicebox). well those two signs, and of course...the muscles.
"zhee muscles..luk at my beg mussals"