okay...okay...as for girlies,

trucker hats, track jackets and glasses...those are my favourite things. almost like a fetish.

[mad crazy drooling - almost like in a seizure/vegetative state]

i just think its funny thats all. you know, how friends think they know which, who and what kinda girl would be just puuurrrrrrrfect for you.

case and point, ahem (james)...a fit little malaysian girl (from your gym that you know), and i just have to meet??...remember that, recently?

aside from me, its just funny how two of my friends like the same girl.
i just think that's funny..i cant explain it, it just is.

and what's funny, is that a certain "lobsterish" matchmaker and his better half feel it'd be most benefical to see who hits it off better with this female object of desire.
it's like a big competition with no survivors to be left in the end.

it's that "may the best man win" kinda competition.

well good luck boys. i just cant help imagining how both guys are getting put on dates with this girl, in different scenarios, to see who scores best among the judges.
i can almost here on the loud arena speakers, "okay crowd, today's event is the 'log cutting', which will then be followed up by the bear match. finally the competition will end off with the 'rustic man relay' in which all competitors will truly show their strength, endurance and mental toughness. contestants will be judged out of a 1 to 10 grading system based on technical ability, aesthetic, creativity and difficulty of event. on your marks..."

you know, sorta like a strong man contest...cept you win a girl..screw the cash.

but yea, gluck boys. i like to make analogies between things, dont mind me.

love, jay.


"love, jay"???

hahahaha



p.s. holla.