ill say it again, the cosby show is the greatest and my most favourite show of all time.

aside from that, today was dopeness.


uh huh.

oh yea, my mom is funny.

by the way ("btw" for short), when a girl says you have nice and smooth legs, consider yourself gay. when two girls say it, man, youse a queerdonna.

it's ok though, i was king as a chinese girl taped and held my left foot close to her while a latina did my right. it was quite sensual.

of course i had to do them both, afterwards.
no skin off my teeth.

[shaving your legs for whatever reason as a man sucks balls]