ain't a damn thing funny.

man, i didn't even know iron mike tyson had a fight on friday nite. just goes to show that nobody gives a crap anymore - shoot, they didn't even adverstise the fight!
i lost my interest in mikey about a decade ago, but that doesnt excuse the fact that it's sad to see what he's become and ultimately the end of this old horse's career.
see kids, you can have all the cash in the world...the money, the cars, the women, the best gear, the biggest parties - but what does it all mean if you've lost your heart?

remember my philosophy kids:
if you love what you're doing, you'll never work a day in your life.

unfortunately, we can't all get paid for picking our butts and noses let alone scratching ourselves.

unfortunately, mikey lost his passion. oh yea...then again, all the screws in his head aren't that tight either - that could have a part in the whole scheme of things (flippin' weirdo).




[a very troubled man: inside and outside]

btw, remember we had that discussion on 'how much cash would you accept to fight mike tyson'?...and i said 1 million dollars (yes, im very aware of how much torque his punches have)?

how much would you fight him for?



that was an empathetic moment brought to you by jay.


[clubber lang..ahem i mean mr. T]
"mike tyson?...i pity da foo!"

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say whaaaaaa?????

it just occurred to me....

it's already august?!!

sweet, fancy moses...
that means one month left until skool!

yea yea yea..to all you summerskoolers, i shouldnt complain cause yes, i took summerskool last year too and know the feeling of having a short(ened) summer. but hey..tough bananas for you!!! i had a long summer...a 4 month long summer! and now im down to my last month! and frankly, i want more summer!

tough bananas, mon!!


to do's:

camping
summer's climax (ugnh, you're so wet, baby!..not that kinda climax?? ma bad)

canada's wonderland

every last bit of partying to be gotten out of my system

milk my gym pass for everything it's worth

road trip(s)
i hate it when people say "we're never gonna go anywhere" or "that won't happen". that's a shitty attitude.

waterloo house party
possibly??? but like the man mentioned above, i'll say in response to him, "that's never gonna happen." stupid douchebag.

back to skool shopping
that's justification for my senseless spending

learn how to drive standard transmission

make over my room
then again, seeing how funding is low and there's literally no time left, i'll just move my wastebasket from one corner of my room to the other and...how about?? uhhh...i move that tshirt off the ground to my drawer and replace it with my shorts...ahh yes...how's that for re-doing your room TLC?!!

bbq

student paper work
my yearly trip up to skool before skool starts to get my discount card, my GO pass ($90 bucks a month, mind you!!!) and all the other bullshit that requires me to line up for hours while i hold my numbered ticket.

and after that's all done...yes children, 4th year as a kinesiology major and morning zombie commences.
to my peers...

last year, baby!!
maybe not for me..but for y'all!! and you know what that means (looking to summer '05)...graduation par-taaaay??

but of course i should remind you...to buckle down this year.

siyanora.