i like girl's butts.
the female anatomy is a beautiful thing.
if i were female id probably condition/shock-therapy myself to be a (lickin') lezzie. cause i think about it..the male form is really disgusting.

how do you advanced, vagina-toting beings, stand us?

anyhow, i like girl's buttockssssss *emphasize 'z-like' 's'-sound, please*.
what i dont like are girl's buttcracks staring me in the face as i grocery shop or eat dinner or try to read the latest edition of men's health. what i dont like [pause]

[kill silverfish on my desk...there.pulverized.]

[unpause]

are girls'

thongs coming out the top of their jeans like it's cool. that shit aint cool. that's disgusting. are you trying to be like us guys - with our boxers and wears coming up over our low-ass riding jeans? cause if you are, that aint nice. i like low rise jeans on chicks..but fuck, dont show me your underwears till we get to your crib. and if youre gonna show me your wears out in public, you might as well just pull your pants down all the way to your ankles. dont half-ass it. in human physiology we have this thing called the all-or-none law in muscle contraction. it means that a muscle either full contracts or fully relaxes - there are really no grey areas or half way propagations of action potentials firing across the neuromuscular junction to produce a twitch in muscle fiber.


"i likes me those girls' buttockssss"

i believe the same goes for chicks and their thongs. dont show me your ass with your thong over your denims. that's raunchy..it's not sexy..there's no class in that. and you make my dick soft.
either dont show me..or show me all.

the all or none law.

i apply the all-or-none law to many things we come across in our everyday lives. you'll notice...