[song of the update - "like this anna" - j-live]

"You're so fly, Anna
I can't let nobody desecrate my Anna
I'm not your man, Anna
I just really want you to understand, Anna
Life is rough, but, uh
Somebody cares enough to tell you this stuff, Anna"

i was gonna go do some reading; i was gonna go attempt to make a difference in my own life; i was gonna do some homework cause i was tired of being lazy but i had to skim through my daily blog reads, first; my flaw for being so in-tune with such compelling blogs.

one specifically caught my attention...
deena authored an entry posted last monday (unfortunately i just read it today), which specifically had an opening directed towards me. now i've been dissed on the internet, terrorized and threatened for several different reasons on several different accounts but this one takes the cake! a woman's fury...wow.

let's reenact [moments ago]...

[1. the night began with an innocent civilian surfing the internet...]



[2. till he came across something stunning...something he couldn't believe]



[3. me???]



how many girls can you describe as having beautiful features with xena-like rage and mentality?
how many girls are educated?
how many girls love to run and stay fit for all the right reasons?
how many girls boast about their calculator?
how many girls have a keen sense of fashion surpassing others?
how many girls can you say have their shit together and their heads screwed on right?

i can't give you the exact statistics and answers to these questions, but i do know one - and she be dee (weeeeeeeeee - i had to add that..i was on a roll with the rhyme).


she's got it goin' on.

unfortunately, and to my surprise she's single.
but i gotta say, and this goes out to all single women waiting for the right guy to come around - keep on keepin' on. i mean keep being yourself cause in this world, man needs you and not the big-titted, big-ass skanks that have no direction, no positive self-image or self-worth.
and that's not to mention a woman who's capable of raising some kids with.
and how about those self-providing hunnies that don't need a man to put food on the table or clothes on the kids backs? these are women.

remember, woman is the best thing to ever happen to man.
so keep being the woman you are and be patient.
we see that and we know that.
also...here's something that the nice girls need to read.


sorry, mz. deena.

[these eyes don't lie, really]
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like this anna
It's like this, Anna, it's like that, Anna
I'm only starin' cause your ass is so fat, Anna
I noticed as soon as you walked up in the place, Anna (damn!)
You can't blame a man for havin' good taste, can ya?
That's not fair, Anna, it's not right, Anna
Please turn around or I'll be starin' all night, Anna
So many men, Anna, they wanna play, Anna
They all wanna get their name up in your day planner
I swear, even if it's only for a day, Anna
For a majority, you'd be the only way, Anna
It's on you, Anna, what you gonna do, Anna?
I'm hopin' that's the type of man you see through, Anna
Whether you're lookin' for mÚnage or a matrimony
A man say he wanna be your lovin' friend, homey
Just keep your eyes open so that you can spot a phony
A lot of snakes wanna get up in your tenderoni
Unless you're just horny and wanna ride a pony
You'd rather be left alone than left lonely
It's like this, Anna, we both know, Anna
It's kinda nice when a man spend dough, Anna
Although, Anna, you can't salary cap your mojo, Anna
You're not a ho, Anna, it's okay if all systems ain't go, Anna
You gotta tell a brother 'no means no,' Anna

It's like this, Anna
this is a message to my homegirl, Miss Anna
You're so fly, Anna
I can't let nobody desecrate my Anna
I'm not your man, Anna
I just really want you to understand, Anna
Life is rough, but, uh

Somebody cares enough to tell you this stuff, Anna

Hey yo, you can either dance and check the rhyme later or hear me out now
A lot of these ballers at the plate don't care if they fair or they foul
It doesn't mean that you should stop trustin' all brothers, straight
throwin' in the towel
The next just might just be just right, like Baby Bear style
But choose wise, don't bother with the knucklehead that can't teach you shit
And never ever think you gotta tolerate a man that's gonna beat you, kid
But please don't toy with their heads like 'green light 1, 2, 3,''
Cause that's the kinda blue ball game that even frustrates guys like me
But you're ill, girl, full o' ideas, like the five-figure salary career
And a education take you ten years
And a man that'a give you both ears
When you talkin' about your hopes and your fears
And you're damn near about to shed tears
Cause your baby been coughin' all day
And the daddy ain't there and won't pay
And there's so much drama round the way
Cause the streets are too dangerous to play
And the world got you feelin' insecure
Cause you think you're fine, but you're not sure
But your beauty lies not just in your booty
But your face, all natural (it's a cutie!)
Don't you ever let the bullshit blind you
If you forget, I'll be quick to remind you

p.s. youre not an old maid - you got your whole life ahead of you.
p.s.s. dont let a relationship define you; i never do that. and besides, we're just guys.
p.s.s.s. im not an asshole; but if that was your interpretation of the situation, then i can respect that.
p.s.s.s.s. im not a boy, im a man (hear me roar).