im even shying away from blends.

so last nite i almost had a heart attack. for a minute there i thought it was all a message from God. i thought i wasnt gonna be able to come online for at least a month - being a time which id probably have my new computer on hand. i admit, i happened to stumble across some pornography on the internet last nite and by bad fate, my computer shut down. at first i thought it was just my foot hitting the jungle of wires underneath my desk. i tried the alternate port in my shitty powerbar but still no luck - my computer would not turn on. i even switched ports with my modem plug, yet still no luck. i even rubbed my crotch against the computer...but i still couldnt turn it on. i gave up.

today i even told my coworkers my soon to be legendary story about how my computer shut down/committed suicide/God's message to stop viewing profanity. when i came home, voila, my computer was up and running again. somehow, my older brother got the thing to work. nice. shoot, i thought all my mp3s and digital photos of my poo were lost forever. boy, am i ever grateful for being wrong about those. for now, imma back up my files and store them online somewhere..and for now, im actually considering (seriously) that alternative to the dell inspiron 700m (which my brother recently purchased) with this pupppy...my brother, mr. ibm himself suggested it. y'all check it out and let me know what you think.

[ibm thinkpad x series]

[no flashy chrome
just business black weighing in at just over 2lbs]

orrrrr, as recently stated...

[dell inspiron 700m]

[pimped out with the chrome
weighing in at 4lbs]



im off to accidently stumble on some profanity and maybe even download s'more music..illegal stylee.

p.s. i dunno how my computer got onto those adult sites; someone mustve hacked me...when i find out who you are, youre gonna have hell to pay, pal!!

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can we say bbq on the freeway, children?!
so two days ago, there was this big craze on the news about how this big rig flipped on its side. but whats so special about that, you might ask? well the trailer was carrying $80 000+ worth of beer. and you all know how much us canadians love our beer. anyhow, one news report did some kind of pointless calculation and exclaimed that the damaged cases involved would have been enough beer for a lifetime. let's say you were to drink on average, 12 bottles of beer a week. well, if that were the case, then you'd be able to drink beer for 84 years! unfortunately, canadian (a beer company) wrote off the whole delivery, so nobody got their fat sausage fingers on those puppies, not even passer-bys on the highway.

in relation, today, another big rig flipped over on the highway here in toronto. this time, it was carrying meat. now you put those two variables together: you got beer and meat...aside from cursing the crazy drivers who actually initiate these accidents, you, like me are probably thinking bbq! yes, summertime bbq on the highway.
wouldnt that have been a great solution to the two accidents? i dont mind eating dirty meat and filthy beer off the ashphalt; not if it's free. hell naw!

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bitter like melon.
york u, you fucking suck

[read first, ask why later]

or

[watch first, ask why later]

for once i thought we were gonna get big. real big. for once i thought we were gonna have a world class stadium, the first of its kind in canada..right there on campus. for a minute, i thought we were gonna be the centre of canadian sport. and as a result of all of that hoopla, for once i thought the york u kinesiology program would have nothing to do but benefit from it all.
dont get me wrong, i still love our program..it still is one of the best in the world. but fuck, i thought we had the chance to become extraordinary.

i shouldnt even blame york. i shall change that statement to

fuck the argos