it's funny...i just mention a few albums, and there on okp, they plug the new instrumental versions of two of those albums - those being the 'connected' foreign exchange instrumental album and the 'welcome 2 detroit' jay dee instrumental album.

im the truth, and you knew this.

anyhow, enough hoopla concerning myself...i like waking up myself. no, im not referring to my mom or dad shaking me slightly to wake up and no, im not talking about how my older brother used to rub his foot in my face all the while laughing till i saw my first rays of daylight, im talking about getting a good 10hrs in and having the morning sun burn your eyelids until they curl open.

there are roughly 2 weeks of summer left for you kids that call yourselves scholars. although it's gonna be painful and although this is basically gonna be a ghost year for me, i can hardly wait to get back into my groove. i gotta get my learn-on!

with going back in the fall, comes the-ever-important back to school shopping at walmart. 88cent stacks of paper, some cool pens, highliters, binders, pencil cases, lead pencils and other pointless things that i dont really need...like smelly mr. sketch markers or rubber dinosaur figures and bouncy balls.
speaking of things you dont need, why do flyers of big ass boxstores like staples, futureshop & bestbuy etc., advertise items such as pda's, cell phones, playstations and ghettoblasters as certified "back to school items"? since when did i need a pda...im not bill gates. shoot, im not even donald trump. and cellys??!!! anyone younger than higschool shouldnt need a cell phone. fuck emergencies, your kids shouldnt even be out late enough for an "emergency" to have to arise.

remember back in the days when everyone rocked pagers (beepers)? remember all of that? and you would code messages on your homie or girlfriend's pager? remember the different colors and styles? remember the different beep settings?

i dont need a cell phone right now and so it's known, i dont carry a celly (anymore). it's pointless for me. i carry a quarter. and if you wanna reach me, you'll find a way to reach me - either via friends with cell phones, morse code or smoke signal. believe me, you will be able to reach me. all this said, this does not mean i wouldnt mind bringing back the pager. it'd be a nostalgic throwback for me and a culture shock to all. do they even exist?..i mean crack dealers and doctors still use them....somewhere....right?

btw..i said "morse" code...not "morris" code. and for the record, it's definitely not "norris" code. that'd be ridiculous.


[since when did churck norris get
into the communication game?]

hit me on my hip.