you wanna know about accidents?

i was unplugging my md player when my grip slipped and the knuckle of my middle finger hit the monitor button..shutting off the computer.
i became terrified.

or maybe yesterday...i was about to shave.
i uncap the can of shaving cream only to have the cap pop off like a champagne bottle cork. it flew over head, obviously.
for a good 2 seconds i awaited its return; either on my head or the floor.

i waited..and waited...i look up..and there it is, stuck on the washroom light fixture.
to prevent getting my hand burnt by touching the bulb, there i was climbing the toilet and retrieving that damn cap.

gilette the best a man can get.

stupidness.