i came home today. knowing my mom would be home, i called out for her to announce my arrival.

"MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

nobody answered.

seconds later i heard the toilet flush.
(laugh all you want, but it's serious. and no, my mom is not al bundy nor archie bunker).

i asked, "how come you didn't answer me mom? i called for you".
she replied, "i was in the middle of peeing. it's not lady-like to reply like that".

i answered, "all you had to say was, 'look boy, im peeing! leave me alone!".
i also gave alternatives such as, "yo! im peeing here, do you mind?!!" or the more popular, "shuddup, im conferencing here!"

she laughed. i laughed.
we both laughed.

my mom is funny.
it's her fault i am too.

she's the best.

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