a quickie..on my desk.

Published Friday, January 14, 2005 by jay d | E-mail this post

top o' the mornin' viewers.
it's been too long hasn't it? not really.
so to sum up some important things:

i haven't consumed one microgram of caffine in the past 2 weeks

i make a point of going to bed on weekdays before 10pm
this explains my lack of blogging. usually my blog inspiration comes during those odd hours of the night (this time of day and others are mere exceptions and rarities)

it's been stated before: girls in suits are one of my life's simple pleasures
some guys in eastern europe like girls taking shits on them; other guys like girls whipping them and scratching them; others like girls with penises; others like spiked heels pressing into their scrotums...give me a dignified woman in a suit and i'll show you a conditioned response in producing 20L of drool (i wish i coulda helped. it was thursday, anyhow. i'll be sure to put in my request for a transfer to a west coast location today *overemphasized wink and lip-lick + tongue flick - in a very inoffensive and sincere way*).

the newly renovated tait mckenzie fitness centre at my skool is da bomb!

i bought a dry erase board - it, too, is da bomb!

gta: san andreas is a video game that i should've created
it's fucking delicious; if that's even possible to say about a video game

2004 was the shiznit - 2005 will be even better
these past two weeks are already testament to that.

posse out. i gotta clean up and do some reads.
ethics. abnormal psych. psych of health and chronic disease. emergency care.
you name it, im all up innit - ya heard~!
(this ghetto talk must stop)