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what a great semester this will be. especially wednesdays. especially.
God bless psych majors. bless 'em all.

another post coming to you from steacie science library on campus. today was suppoosed to be yorkfest. i guess that's not happening considering that outdoor concerts don't always work out so well when you have rain.

i just bought this 5 dollar photocopied booklet from my prof. he sold them to the class for about 5 bucks a pop. although 5 dollars isnt that much to ask for a required reading that your midterm will be based on, it still is a hidden fee.

hidden fees suck. and really, it's about 30pages max. im not a math major, but that just doesnt add up.

you happy dr. M Luther?...you have my five bucks now. mind you, this isn't dr. martin luther (king). just m. luther...the white dude who teaches my psych of education class and drinks diet pepsi.

just him. be back soon....homework time.
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(10pm update)
how to be me (by an asshole)
buy a shawarma...the chicken is on special during wednesdays.
get everything on the shawarma that you wouldn't get before class or during work.
take the late bus home.
butt into line because you just have to get home and a seat on the bus.
eat the shawarma on the bus..complete with those onions. raw onions.
open up your laptop and start typing your assignment. do this eventhough the lights on the bus are out and the middle aged woman next to you is trying to sleep.
when her stop comes up, give her the middle aisle but not before backswinging your backpack into her and sitting down.
after all of that, get off the bus and be sure to take your shawarma wrapper and napkins with you. i mean youre an asshole...not a barbarian.


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  3. Anonymous Anonymous 

    i saw your email while i was at work, i just didn't get to reply [cuz we're not supposed to be online]...so i was saying..that's what i will do tomorrow at school...write to you!

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