it's the olsen twins. i hate the olsen twins. ok, i dont hate them, i just can't find them attractive. i remember back in the days when we would watch full house and i'd see them as babies. i've been conditioned..i can't get seeing them as babies out of my head. a decade and some later, these twins are all rich and grown up and complete with eating disorders like everyone else in LA-LA land. although i don't find them attractive, i can't stop looking at this picture. what's wrong with me?!!

my penis won't let me stop looking, that's what's wrong with me.


there's a pair of breasts, 2 pairs actually, and he has a gun to my head basically saying, "hey man...look at those knockers, or i'll have your brains on the sidewalk (or bedroom wall in my case)".

i bet they do a lot of coke. i tend to equate big star to coke-abuse..i mean recreational coke to put it more eupehemistically.

speaking of stars, y'all better catch letterman tonite (check those local listings) because pharrell williams is a guest.
did i tell you that pharrell story of mine? it's very personal...ok, here we go, the pharrel incident.

the pharrell incident
two or three summers ago, my boys and i went to the n.e.r.d. concert. spymob opened for them and provided the remaining backround instrumentals. they were gold. pharrell was ok. the crowd was mostly kids but there was alcohol available to me so it wasnt that bad. chad hugo - the filipino half of the neptunes wasn't there so myself and rj (especially rj) were kind of disappointed.

because of my disappointment and my bositerous kind of way, i kept shouting over the crowd. these were all jokingly of course. these included important phrases such as:
"where's chad, pharrell?!"

"i want chad here. he's filipino, so am i!"

"i paid $40 dollars for this concert...i want at least half of that refunded!"

"where's chad, couldnt he afford a plane ticket? i would've bought his ticket, pharrell"

none of them made sense but all of them made the filipinos in the crowd laugh. bascially, i was an obnoxious heckler. i was surprised pharrel didnt get one of his bouncers to take care of me. im surprised pharrell didnt come off stage and drop kick my ass. that wouldve been a highlight of the show. eventually, i think both by the look on pharrell's frustrated face and him actually explaining to the crowd, "sorry, chad couldnt be here - he's at home with his family" i came to realize that he was kinda pissed. i stopped.

there's my story. not well-written this time. sorry. also, it shouldve been filed in my lapulapu blog. oh well..there's a freebie for you. i'll let it slide.

the show was pretty good...but not one of my faves, unfortunately. i reserve those spots for the jamiroquai and quannum concerts. an artist should be able to do a good live show...including getting the crowd hyped, seem like theyre having a good time (regardless if im heckling them or not), crowd participation maintenance and at times...foot massages (?) and peacock feather cooling of their fans.

those are fake funbags rite?
AT THAT AGE?!!!!!!

cop pharrel's album (really, bootleg it).

[startrak]

yessssir

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CORRECTION***
that's not the olsen twins.
hahhhahaha