i must be some kind of pig
Published Monday, June 06, 2005 by jay d | E-mail this post 
if i sweat this much, then that must be the case.
well not as of late, but the other day, yes, this was the case. for a large chunk of may and all of april, fellow southern
ontarians who share the effects of my climate, this hot, sunny & humid climate, have been complaining about the extended cold and cloudy spring.

finally the summer has hit us. just the other day, like years of the past, i remember just sitting right here in front of my computer - typing...merely typing, let it be known and all of a sudden i started to break a sweat. that's the type of mug condition that i was under. ever wake up and youre just sweating? makes you wonder what the hell kind of nightmares youre having; are you in some kind of ironman triathalon in the tropics? did someone shive a spit through your ass and out of your mouth and start roasting you like the suckling, tasty pig that you are? and why do i go to bed with a tshirt on, only to find myself shirtless in the morning and my shirt on the floor across the room? was it me? or did some sick old perverted group of raping gnomes come through my open window? whatever the case, its heating up in my hood and we're still not busting out the a/c in my house. is it a filipino think to save a little on the gas bill?..maybe. but are we not designed for this hot, wet air as thick as pudding? if that's the case and we're going back to our roots, then i guess my family should just start eating sweet potatoes with rice out of a coconut shell. that would be "going back" to the
real conditions.
sweat is funky

so is james brown.
therefore james brown must be sweat.++canada's wonderland on wednesday.
it better not rain.
++sex with a japanese geisha
daily
++chinese buffet for jps grad
saturday
out.
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