check all the links motherfuckers. no there are no easter eggs hiding, just check them out for your own good. it just might save your life.

++CQC (close quarter combat) with a crab
i haven't been on newgrounds in a minute, but through the serendipity effect and really, through a link of a link of a link of a link, i was able to come across this metal gear flash animation. i gotta say it's about as funny as watching a man with no arms trying to open a pop can...in other words it's not that funny, but if you thought im the type of guy to laugh at that kinda shit (ie the armless pop scenario) then you really have a low & inhumane perception of me. i did link that animation because it only has one of the greatest video games of our era - mgs. stupid, yes, but just another example of how flash animation in the wrong hands can really be abused. imagine if i knew flash? there would be a lot of cartoons with shit blowing up and lots of "pee-pees" and "wee-wees". we all know though, them shits wouldn't be wack.

++red meat and shit
and no, i aint talking about vaginas and some sick european porn genre involving shit on some guy's face.

what i am talking about is how to grill a big ol' slab of that artery clogging flesh we call cow. you want your steak "rare as rarity"?...then pinch your balls (girls pinch your nipples).

it'll make sense after watching this goodie. me personally, i like my cow's flesh rare - and when i say rare i mean "raaaaarrrrrrrrrre". i like to just have a live cow in the back, walk up to it, bite it in the neck and have the blood just spray everywhere. that's how we do in the philippine jungle when we're not eating berries and boiled tourists garnished with fresh coconut.


[gavin! i said pinch your balls, not the bull's balls]

***update (seconds later)**
ma bad, that link's about grilling burgers. when they actually archive the steak piece, imma enlighten you. but knowing about booger aint so bad. burger, too.

++it's a skitstrumental
i have my share of hip hop instrumental cds - both self-compilated and bought. pete rock is nice with his petestrumental series but when i heard prince paul of de la soul, the gravediggaz (remember them, anyone?)and handsome boy modelling school fame was coming out with a low-key instrumental album, i just had to add this little doozie to my collection. take a mentally retarded person with protective head gear (equipped with chin straps), put black skin on him, place him in the habitat of brooklyn, new york and you'll have the musical genius we call prince paul.



this brings me back to a time when hip hop was actually great..and fun, for that matter. sampling is gold.
only for the purists.

++charlie murphy!
i also bought this the other day to complement my season 1 dvd set.
yea, this is a no-brainer. i know for a fact a lot of geeked out chinese friends, white friends, and children that watch chappelle. yea, his humour is to the point and easily amusing. but there are a lot of little jokes and messages behind his jokes. my advice to y'all is to check out your rick james videos, listen to prince, get some black friends and smoke some crack.



then you'll really see the humour behind chappelle. and by the way, dont think he's some kinda stupid funny, big-lipped, flat-nosed black dude that exploits the afro-american experience - he's actually a brilliant motherfucker. spitkick and dont forget to do your research.