before i go to write this final for health promo, i thought i'd share this excerpt from a pdf included in my prof's notes. note, this is from a major governing body that researches issues in physical activity. i won't name names of what organization or journal it's from; i just found it funny. kind of reminds of of that chappelle skit from season one where the girl wished she didnt have big breasts (aka "fun bags", "sweater puppets", "knockers" etc.) that's wrong. we, as guys, can be so wrong sometimes. why am i regretful though? i don't even like big breasts...i'm more of a leg and ass man myself. so you won't have to worry about me running with you trying to watch your big bosoms a'bouncing. rather, i'll be behind you enjoying the view.

i'm kidding!!!!!! geez. hold your lawsuit horses.

(bring the pain!!!!!! arghhhh!)