sotd: time keeps on slippin - deltron

im almost out of deodorant. that is, the plastic glider dispenser is above the rim. soon, it'll be cutting my armpit - and that doesnt sound very nice.

anyhow, now that "active fresh" flavour is done..should i go back to "glacier" flavour/scent (why do i say 'flavour'?? im not eating the shit) as to keep my cool this summer.
and what is the deal with "glacier"? i know it's supposed to imply chilling refreshment..but can they honestly say exactly what a glacier smells like? say i did use a fragment of 100% genuine "glacier" under my arms...wouldn't that smell like salmon?..or maybe even polar bear crap or seal piss...????

and besides...how often do you hear girls walking by guys saying "he's such a hunk...he even has that manly smell of a glacier!"...???

"glacier"

p.s. if this is the official deodorant of the NHL and the NBA, does that mean if i continue using this crap, imma one day make it into the big leagues???