you make me a bubble tea

let's see - some powder...some tea...no bubbles..I SAID NO TAPIOCA BUBBLES...mess it up with lychee jelly, but definitely no bubbles; save that for the filipinos with their 'sago' trip and all other asians. not too sweet, not too cold. just right & refreshing. for heaven's sake, you mixed a 2dollar drink for me...probably even worth less than that. now you want a tip?

why do stupid places have a stupid tipping cup that promotes tipping for stupid things?

pizza deliveries
this is borderline. it could go both ways - either dude is on point as a wheelman and the hunger pains haven't taken over yet, or as usual, homeboy is walking on a thin line - thinner than those guys wearing spandex who walk high above the crowds with those lateral poles. why should i tip you for overpriced sauce and dough? i'll save my dough, keep the sauce for yourself.

frozen yogurt/juicer shops
this goes along the same lines as bubble tea bartenders/servers. there's really nothing special about serving up juice. now if you climbed the tree, retrieved the fruit for me...washed, rinsed and peeled the fruit before tossing it into the automated powerhouse of an industrial juicer, then sure, i'll be more than happy to tip you. since you didn't, i dont.

buffet waiters guys who retrieve your plates
these guys take your plate away. i never wanted them to, but they did. in my opinion, i'd wanna save water and soap and gas for everyone. on the other hand, why should i tip you for taking my plate away?...you should be doing that anyhow. otherwise, there'd be roaches and rats everywhere. plate-retrieval at buffets is a right not a luxury. no tip for you!

the hobo doorman
so i was heading to the subway platform one day but before i enter the doors to go underground, a bum kindly opens the door for me. "kindness"?...boy was i wrong; he had his hand out, palm up expecting me to drop some change there. yea right buddy. i got my swerve-on and opened my own door. i was going to walk thru his door and give him a low-five handslap - unfortunately, i dont trust where his hand have been..and unfortunately, i had no hand sanitizer on me. a door man to the luxurious subway platform of toronto...my ass.

there are more..but that's all that crosses my mind right now. i mean give me a break...i've been up since 5:30am.
in closing, i'll quote a great man. in the wise words of al bundy:
if you want a tip,
get a new job!

there's your tip.

gotta go..i feel diarrhea coming my way. and hey..it's almost 11pm. that means cheaters and elimidate - food for the soul.

[disclaimer***]
i do give credit where credit is do. nobody knows this better than me - as i have worked in the food industry myself. believe me...i ain't a lousy tipper. im most generous actually. my beef is with people thinking they deserve a tip where ancient tipping guidelines just don't apply.