kfc snackwich: aniston, textbooks and coboconk


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so i was watching the newly refurbished a current affair on tv during dinner. never one to be a devout follower of gossip shows and "entertainment" news, i for some reason found myself in deep concentration surrounding their jen aniston story. they talked about how she's pulled her life together, how she's been out of the spotlight for a while, how she was on oprah's season premiere etc. etc.

i love jennifer aniston. let that be known. but sister, you let brad go. if i had a vagina, i wouldnt let brad pitt go. shoot, i have a penis...and i still wouldnt let brad pitt go. brad pitt is such a fucking cool guy. so what if he's gone? why should everyone be empathetic towards jen? we're talking brad pitt here; coolest guy on earth (next to me)! he's a hunk of a handsome man. in my opinion, brad was too good looking for jen anyhow. jen's a cool chick, but cmon...we're talking brad pitt here. he's the guy that every guy wants to be (next to me of course).

besides, word on the streets is that brad and angelina are now making sandwiches. one tabloid even went as far to say that they're getting married. whatever the case, good job brad. i dont believe in infidelity, so if that was the case...brad, youre a dick. if it's not the case however, but rather because brad wanted kids and jen didnt..or brad got a better highlight job than jen did...or jenn wanted popeye's and brad wanted kfc...then good job brad! angelina is an entry on it's own.

elsewhere in the wonderful world of jason de los Reyes, i dropped about a bill on books today, paid some tuition, bought some stationary, and put aside 100 for my SE Asia backpackorama (summer/fall '06). today is payday by the way. after all these costs, you do the math...i dont have that much money left to my name.

savings for trip: $300/$4000
miles run since school started: 3


finally, around here, there was a girl missing for about 2months. the family held on to hope for so long, but like most missing children cases, this one unfortunately ended in tragedy. read the full story here. i just wanted to point out that one of the areas where her remains were found was the same cottage country town where me and my peeps went camping a few weeks ago. small and odd world, ain't it? i flipped when i saw that on the news. coboconk: home of canada's smallest jail, home of a doughnut shop where jason and group of friends pooed when septic tank filled up, and now location of tragic end to the search of alicia ross.

alicia ross r.i.p.

i'm telling you...it's always those lonely white dudes who wear keds and eat turkey and swiss sandwiches on rye (what a generalizer i am, eh?). it's that classic serial killer profile. let's just hope this was his first and only victim. sick fuck.


3 Responses to “kfc snackwich: aniston, textbooks and coboconk”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous 

    aww thats so sad jay about that girl....

    -=======================

    and now about jen, DIDNT U READ VANITY FAIR!!! it wasnt about the kids, she wanted kids, she wanted EVERYTHING! and why the hell wouldnt she want kids, i mean she has so much going for her, whats having kids got to do w/ it! brad = evil, can't belive he would do that her... u know that huge like 50 page spread in W magazine with him and Angelina traipsing around like a happy family.. that dickhead.

  2. Anonymous Anonymous 

    read that inquiry again, dee..."[jay] didn't you read vanity fair?"

    hahahahahahaha

    that's the equivalent of asking, "dee, did you happen to catch this month's issue of hustler?"

    sorry, im not as informed concering brad and jen as you are. you can't believe brad would do what? just because jen told some magazine RECENTLY that she wanted everything, doesn't mean that's how it went down necessarily AT THE TIME her and brad were together. there are two sides to a coin you know. i was hanging out with brad and george (clooney) last nite...he told me everything.

    brad is dope. didn't you watch seven? or fightclub?
    jen...what a vaginahead.

  3. Anonymous Anonymous 

    UR A VAGINAHEAD : P

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